Enigma 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 PWI is reporting that WWE instituted more stringent conditions this week for performers taking drug tests. When the testing began in February 2006, the tests allowed performers to urinate in a container with privacy in a bathroom stall with representatives from Aegis Science, the firm that tests the samples for WWE, outside of the stall. It is believed the new procedures were instituted due to a developmental performer being caught attempting to cheat a test with an unspecified device. The new procedures now require the performers to urinate in the full view of Aegis Sciences representatives. The male performers are now required to lower their pants and underwear to their knees and lift their shirts to their nipples. The female performers were required to lower their bottom-half clothing and underwear to their knees and pull their shirts up high enough to expose their breasts. The representatives who view the tests are sex-specific. Only male reps monitor male tests and female reps monitor female tests. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 The female performers were required to lower their bottom-half clothing and underwear to their knees and pull their shirts up high enough to expose their breasts. Pics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanks for the Fish 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 http://www.whizzinator.com/ This new procedure is pretty ridiculous. I don't know if I could even go if somebody was standing there watching with my shirt up to by chest and pants down around my knees. Wouldn't random testing also solve this issue. I mean does somebody carry around a wizzinator wherever they go? This new way seems pretty degrading. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Th 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 What did that guy do in the Program? He pissed his real piss and had new clean piss put in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 http://www.whizzinator.com/ This new procedure is pretty ridiculous. I don't know if I could even go if somebody was standing there watching with my shirt up to by chest and pants down around my knees. Wouldn't random testing also solve this issue. I mean does somebody carry around a wizzinator wherever they go? This new way seems pretty degrading. You do know other companies drug test their employees like this all the time right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 http://www.whizzinator.com/ This new procedure is pretty ridiculous. I don't know if I could even go if somebody was standing there watching with my shirt up to by chest and pants down around my knees. Wouldn't random testing also solve this issue. I mean does somebody carry around a wizzinator wherever they go? This new way seems pretty degrading. You do know other companies drug test their employees like this all the time right? Don't most professional sports require you to stand naked in front of the tester? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 Wouldn't random testing also solve this issue. I mean does somebody carry around a wizzinator wherever they go? This new way seems pretty degrading. Random testing wouldn't work if the guys are careful enough to make sure they always have a means on them, including a whizzinator, to circumvent the test. The only way to be 100% sure that the piss in the test came from the individual is to watch it come out. I also think this is a good step in WWE at least appearing to take the testing seriously, though they can always find ways to minimize the effect of a failed test if they really want to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bix 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 The wrestlers were generally given at least an hour's notice before testing, too, so it was easy to grab Hornswaggle's urine or whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 "...But why are they all pissing green?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fartsauce 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 I guess this is the reason Viscera was sent to fat camp, seeing as they'd need to see his penis during a drug test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 "...But why are they all pissing green?" Then that would be William Regal's urine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 I thought that was Austin on Arn that was green? Oh wait, Regal pissed on Big Show right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Austin pissing on Arn looked like liquified mustard. Regal's pissing on Big Show looked like green food coloring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Would it have been so difficult to grab a thing of apple juice? It worked in Rock n' Roll Highschool... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Unidentified Device = Turkey Baster. And I had to piss in a cup from age 13 to 18, and never got caught. So, I'm sure pro wrestlers know how to get by with shit if they're not dumb. Like, Chris Masters level dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
