Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 If Curry thought all that jabbering was weird... I met a girl not too long ago that looked exactly, and when I say exactly I mean *exactly* like Kazuhiro Nakamura. She's pretty weird, like I bet Kaz would be. In fact, I think she likes me. Good thing I find her completely unattractive, otherwise I would have questioned my own sexuality. I admit MMA is kinda gay sometimes, but I'm not blurring the line THAT much. Don't bother asking for pics, I have none and wouldn't feel comfortable putting someone I know in real life online without permission, which in this situation I probably wouldn't get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I watched Nakamura vs Randleman from the MW GP in my store today. Go Nak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I paid tribute to Dirty Bob yesterday and punched my coworker from behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 So I checked out the place Rudo's been slummin' around at... and there's Heath Herring love running rampant. Jesus fuckin' Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 If you guys ever get a radio show, I would do everything in my poor to shut it down. Last thing I need to hear is Lei Tong nuthug some random Japanese fighter, and YPOV go on about how Matt Hughes is the best. Matt Hughes is not the best, GSP is. You aren't capable of reading between the lines/digging through analysis so I can understand why you'd make that mistake. Shinya Aoki is a top five, some say top three welterweight. Just because your dumbass doesn't know him doesn't mean he's a "random". If you want we can throw in a "Team Dagger breakdown" segment to keep you happy. But you're right, you are poor. Fuck you, I was drunk as fuck when I type that. You want an ass kicking along with your BUTT buddy Curry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 If you and YPOV scrapped, and I'd put my money on Mr. Long Last Name via his favorite submission. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 If you and YPOV scrapped, and I'd put my money on Mr. Long Last Name via his favorite submission. Don't underestimate me, I've been boxing for half my life, and have recently been in Mauy Thai classes for the last 3 months, Plus I've have a bunch of street fights under my belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 But do you have ze zhoo zheet soo? I think not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 But do you have ze zhoo zheet soo? I think not. How are enjoying your Richard Simmons avi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 MMA is gay as fuck, so it fits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Last night me and my buddys put one of our friends in a armbar/anklelock/rear naked choke combo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I bought my first PRIDE DVD the other day(Silva/Jackson II) and I was just wondering what the weight classes and title histories were. Because I tried to look it up on PRIDE's website and they didn't have it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Even PRIDE doesn't give a shit about their titles. Lemme try and remember... Heavyweight: - Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera def. Heath Herring to become the first champion - Fedor Emelianenko def. Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera - Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera def. Mirko Filipovic to become Interim Champion - Fedor Emelianenko def. Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera Middleweight: - Wanderlei Silva def. Kazushi Sakuraba to become the first champion Welterweight: - Dan Henderson def. Murilo Bustamante to become the first champion Lightweight: -Takanori Gomi def. Hayato Sakurai to become the first champion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 And what are the weights for their weight classes? I assume they're much broade than in the UFC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lei Tong 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Heavyweight: 206lbs. & over Middleweight: 184-205lbs. Welterweight: 161-183lbs. Lightweight: 160lbs. & under Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Heavyweight: 206lbs. & over Middleweight: 184-205lbs. Welterweight: 161-183lbs. Lightweight: 160lbs. & under Weren't the old UFC weight classes like this until Dana White came into the picture? Cus I remembered even before I was an MMA fan, Tito was a middleweight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I'd be quite the whore if I moved onto another BUTT buddy this soon after Rudo has left. Not to say I'm not intrigued by YPOV's advances but it's too soon. Still too painful. I......I'm sorry I just can't...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I'd be quite the whore if I moved onto another BUTT buddy this soon after Rudo has left. Not to say I'm not intrigued by YPOV's advances but it's too soon. Still too painful. I......I'm sorry I just can't...... You got an ass kicking coming your way in September at the St. Pierre Vs. Hughes, just wait. Meet me at the Habs store, so I can mauy thai kick u right in ur skull., Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I can't even tell you how much your faux-thuggery brings a smile to my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I'd be quite the whore if I moved onto another BUTT buddy this soon after Rudo has left. Not to say I'm not intrigued by YPOV's advances but it's too soon. Still too painful. I......I'm sorry I just can't...... You got an ass kicking coming your way in September at the St. Pierre Vs. Hughes, just wait. Meet me at the Habs store, so I can mauy thai kick u right in ur skull., Are you gonna travel all the way to Anaheim? Is there even a Habs store in Anaheim? I don't think there is to be honest. EHME in all honesty, you're a giant tool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I seriously hope you were kidding with all of that nonsense. I mean most of it is still horribly unfunny if you joking about being a tough guy, but at least you wouldn't come off as the most pathetic poster on this board. "Don't underestimate me, I've been taking muay thai classes for THREE WHOLE MONTHS!" Heh. I can bring up credentials about why can win a potential e-fight against somebody I’ve never met before and know nothing about outside of the fact that he knows about MMA, but: 1) Street fights are for pussies who aren’t man enough to test their mettle against a fighter who actually trains to fight in the ring. 2) Why bother bragging about potential skills on a messageboard? I could be GSP for all you know. 3) I don’t wanna look like the giant fag that EHME has in this thread. That's the end of this. EHME, I seriously have no problem with you or anything, but honestly drop this shit. It's tired, and if you wanna talk tough or challenge me, do it in NHB where it won't bog down actual MMA discussion. However I warn you that should you do it in NHB I'll probably ignore it and most of the regulars there will flame you so it will be a waste. This matter is closed. THREE WHOLE MONTHS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 I'd be quite the whore if I moved onto another BUTT buddy this soon after Rudo has left. Not to say I'm not intrigued by YPOV's advances but it's too soon. Still too painful. I......I'm sorry I just can't...... You got an ass kicking coming your way in September at the St. Pierre Vs. Hughes, just wait. Meet me at the Habs store, so I can mauy thai kick u right in ur skull., Are you gonna travel all the way to Anaheim? Is there even a Habs store in Anaheim? I don't think there is to be honest. EHME in all honesty, you're a giant tool. I thought the fight was going to take place in Montreal???? And by the way, I may have been only in Mauy-Thai for only 3 months, but I have a pretty impressive boxing resume, infact I may be trying out for the 2008 Summer Olympic's. And yes I was kidding, but LOTC is getting an ass kicking for his trash talking about my race in the Ultimate Fight Night thread. And I don't post in NHB, I really only post in the sports forum and the odd time in the WWE folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Nope, announced Sept. 23 in Anaheim at the Pond. Give up the ass kicking, you will probably never meet LOTC in your life. I didn't expect you to start the thread, since that would be quite lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Nope, announced Sept. 23 in Anaheim at the Pond. Give up the ass kicking, you will probably never meet LOTC in your life. I didn't expect you to start the thread, since that would be quite lame. Well that fucking sucks. But oh well, I'm going to Toronto next year, so I'll hunt down LOTC to whoop his ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 If you're as determined in your boxing career as you are to hunt LOTC you should be a world champ in no time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 If you're as determined in your boxing career as you are to hunt LOTC you should be a world champ in no time. I'm likely not going to turn pro. If I make the Olympic team, I'll likely retire after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2006 Holy fuck you moron I was being sarcastic. I thought you actually knew that but I suppose it's my fault for overestimating your intelligence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted July 5, 2006 Holy fuck you moron I was being sarcastic. I thought you actually knew that but I suppose it's my fault for overestimating your intelligence. I take race-related jokes very serious, just the way I am, and always have been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkius Maximus 0 Report post Posted July 5, 2006 ...Weren't we talking about a subject here? No? Yes? I don't remember either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted July 5, 2006 Holy fuck you moron I was being sarcastic. I thought you actually knew that but I suppose it's my fault for overestimating your intelligence. I take race-related jokes very serious, just the way I am, and always have been. Says the guy with a racially-laced title in his avatar. I bet all the people on this board who don't know you're black probably think you're racist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
