Ever felt like you just can't get the right job?

[Edwin MacPhisto]

Yeah, there was that one MTV: True Life where people worked in the porn industry, and there was one gay porn guy there who wasn't really gay.

I love me some True Life, but there's no way that guy was straight.

[godthedog]

i've noticed that church-sponsored biblical reenactments and softcore porn have exactly the same production values. same video cameras with the same grain, same soft focus to make all the surfaces shiny and cover up any cheap flaws, same way that candles make little sunbursts on the screen.

 

my fiance's church runs a video loop of the last supper when there's communion, and it when jesus picks up the cheap shiny chalice it seriously looks like he's trying to get you drunk and seduce you. it's creepy.