King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2008 Hours before Next In Line is set to get underway and the finishing touches are being put to some last minute details by SWF General Manager Toxxic and Commissioner's Assistant (at least when she's in earshot) Megan Skye. Conspicuous by his absense is the Commissioner himself, which would explain the relative calm and organisation at the moment. Megan and Toxxic happily go about their business without the usual distractions and everything seems fine. Of course, if there weren't something about to come along and change that I doubt I'd be so glowing. "...iva Espagna! A-la-lalala-la-la... la-la LA VIVA ESPAGNAAAA!" Draped in the flag of the new European soccer champions Spain, Landon Maddix enters the Commissioner's office with a slightly lopsided smile on his face and a definate lopsided walk. Told you so. "HHEEEYY PARTY PEOPLE!" Toxxic stares at Landon, watching him wobble unsteadily on the spot for a second before turning his head to Megan. "This gonna be the longest night of my life, I can tell..." #"WEEEEEEE are the champions, my frieeeends!"# "...yup." "Landon, don't tell me you've been drinking all night." Megan asks worriedly. "The game finished twelve hours ago." "Now, that... that may be true. But what's also true is that I may be a teensy bit inhe... inerh... inh... a little bit drunk. And you can't tell me that isn't God's will for every man on Earth! You can't preach to me like that man, don't you even think about it! I will smite you! HA! Hey, hey, how's it feel, huh? How's it feel..." Landon wobbles over to Toxxic. "...knowing that you didn't even qualify! You... you must be PISSED man! For real!" "Looks like I ain't the only one." Landon slumps on his desk, going through a curious routine of trying to cross his legs successfully without falling off the edge. Eventually he gives up on that task and just sits uncrossed with that same inhebriated smile. "So, you know what he's like after a couple of 'sangrias'." drawls Toxxic towards Megan. "Is he likely to have sobered up by the time the show starts?" "AH! The show!" Landon suddenly blurts out. "Yes, uh, how about we have a match inside a SWIMMING POOL! But... butbutbutbut... *sniggers uncontrollably*... WE TAKE ALL THE WATER OUT!! Oh and we should get that guy who's head was a HAMBURGER! Megan, get the number for that guy who's head was a HAMBURGER wouldya! He... he knew what was up. Oh my. Now, I also think I should be in the main-event... no, no, hear me out right, because I've been hearing a lot of good things about me and I think I should give me a chance to impress me... or I... or, something." ... "So that's how Dance Dance Dragon got a contract!" announces Toxxic in a eureka moment. "I'm really sorry about this." Megan says in embarrassment as she tries to haul Landon off the desk and out of the room. "I'll get him sobered up as quickly as I can." "Ooh, is-is-is that a promise now? I like where this is going..." "Don't worry about it Megan. If the past's anything to go by, he won't be like this for another 44 years." Megan finally barges her unsteady boss out of the door and as the muffled sounds of Viva Espagna echo through the empty hallways outside, Toxxic sighs and shakes his head. "God knows how many more years it's gonna be before I can act like that. Fuckin' England." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2008 "AH! The show!" Landon suddenly blurts out. "Yes, uh, how about we have a match inside a SWIMMING POOL! But... butbutbutbut... *sniggers uncontrollably*... WE TAKE ALL THE WATER OUT!! Oh and we should get that guy who's head was a HAMBURGER! Megan, get the number for that guy who's head was a HAMBURGER wouldya! He... he knew what was up. Oh my. Now, I also think I should be in the main-event... no, no, hear me out right, because I've been hearing a lot of good things about me and I think I should give me a chance to impress me... or I... or, something." Harsh. Two of my *ahem* prouder moments immortalized in the same paragraph. Is it my birthday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2008 Awesome. And you bastard, because I don't have dual nationality and am stuck with Fuckin' England. That said, I'm glad Spain beat Germany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
