kkk Bowl VI: Week 5

[Bored]

I hate these Monday night cliffhangers.

All four my match-ups so far this year have come down to the Monday game.

[alfdogg]

I LOVE YOU REGGIE BUSH

[alfdogg]

This will come down to New Orleans winning on a FG and me still losing the matchup. I just know it.

[alfdogg]

And the Vikings continue their history of fucking me over in this league.

[Chazz]

Thank You Minnesota for finally getting me my first win of the year!

[Guest]

Glad to win.

[CanadianChris]

Results:

 

Tennessee 7-7 Baltimore (tie)

Kansas City 10-4 Carolina

Chicago 7-9 Detroit

Atlanta 7-9 Green Bay

Indianapolis 7-9 Houston

San Diego 7-6 Miami

Seattle 7-4 NY Giants

Washington 6-5 Philadelphia

Tampa Bay 7-7 Denver (Den wins by tiebreak)

Buffalo 7-8 Arizona

Cincinnati 6-7 Dallas

New England 11-9 San Francisco

Pittsburgh 7-7 Jacksonville (Jax wins by tiebreak)

Minnesota 8-8 New Orleans (NO wins by tiebreak)

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Neither Jacksonville nor New Orleans could take care of business at home. I lose. Gay.

[HarleyQuinn]

Whoo... only team to put up 11 PF and only other team to top 10 on the week.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

AFC EAST

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 4-0 < PF: 41, PA: 32, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-0 >

New York Jets (Gert T) 2-2 < PF: 33, PA: 30, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-1 >

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 1-4 < PF: 35, PA: 41, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-0 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-4 < PF: 34, PA: 41, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 >

 

AFC NORTH

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-1 < PF: 36, PA: 31, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-0 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 39, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 1-2-1 < PF: 29, PA: 33, AFC: 1-2-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-4 < PF: 35, PA: 40, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-2 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans (Bored) 3-1 < PF: 32, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 3-0 >

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 37, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-3-1 < PF: 40, PA: 41, AFC: 1-2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 1-3 < PF: 32, PA: 35, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-1 >

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-1 < PF: 40, PA: 32, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 >

San Diego Chargers (909) 3-2 < PF: 37, PA: 36, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-3 < PF: 39, PA: 37, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-3 < PF: 29, PA: 32, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 >

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-1 < PF: 37, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-2 < PF: 39, PA: 34, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 2-1 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 3-2 < PF: 36, PA: 35, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-2 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 2-2 < PF: 27, PA: 31, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0 >

 

NFC NORTH

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 4-1 < PF: 42, PA: 33, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0 >

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 41, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 >

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 2-3 < PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1 >

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 1-3 < PF: 30, PA: 34, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-1 >

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (USC) 3-2 < PF: 41, PA: 34, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 3-2 < PF: 37, PA: 34, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-3 < PF: 30, PA: 44, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0 >

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 2-3 < PF: 36, PA: 44, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 >

 

NFC WEST

Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 4-0 < PF: 35, PA: 27, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 2-0 >

San Francisco 49ers (devo) 3-2 < PF: 37, PA: 37, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 >

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-2 < PF: 41, PA: 41, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-3 < PF: 31, PA: 34, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 >