Sam Sneadback for the 10/24 show

[Patty O'Green 0]

Fuck a feedback and fuck pregnant broads In The Club........I went out last night, and these pregnant bitches just kept comming in back-to-back. I couldnt even dance with my girls cuz a pregnant b1tch was just standing, not dancing but STANDING on the floor next to us. I kept getting nervous that I was gonna elbow her in her stomach.

 

If you pregnant and look like you about to pop anyday now, why da fuck you in the club messing up everyone else's fun????

[Tony149 0]

Landon referring to Josie and Clem as Palin/McCain was hilarious. I can see the Buzzlefoxer/McCain comparison though.

 

at the OAOAST Fantasy game ad, especially the part about gambling on which superstars will be appearing.

 

Bo’s promo reminded me of what a choker WWE has made Batista out to be always losing title matches despite getting shot after shot. You can make the case he’s a bigger choker than Lex Luger.

 

Josie laying down the law, and signing matches.

 

Showtime Shayne vs. Dos: The voodoo gimmick has given new life to Los Conquistadors, or made them interesting at the very least. They remind me a little of the Brood now. Got a laugh out of the ball bit near the end.

 

Fine group promo from the DA.

 

And an equally fine promo from Brickston/VX.

 

We follow that up with another great promo, this time from MD.

 

Gauntlet match: Damn was this funny. All-time classic. If we ever do a clip show this would be on it for sure.

 

I don’t know why I found Mackie painting backstage to be funny, but I did.

 

If it involves the Duncan clan you know it’ll be good. This was no exception. Poor Jade. First Bo prefers to be friends and now Krista doesn’t want to team with her...but she actually has a good reason! Still, that's her daughter.

 

Stables Battle Royal: Helluva main event. But Teddy got robbed.

 

MOTN: Gauntlet match

 

QOTS: “6'4, 238 of Texas's finest thoroughbred. Only difference is, the horses are the ones with penis envy when it Mr. Dick's out on the ranch!” -- Mr. Dick

Edited October 25, 2008 by Tony149

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

I have edited in PRL's promo.

[Patty O'Green 0]

SR Vs Doctor Max Anderson: Tony shocked me by doing this one! As I told him in the PM, marvelous job in putting Spencer over. This match accomplished its task perfectly. I always wondered how much OAOAST development contracts are. Or which wrestlers have even come out of OAOAST development. I know D*LUX did, and so did O'Hara. Did Leon?

 

That was a cute lil bit with Landon! There weren't as many political jokes as I thought we'd have tonight. We hustlin backwards. SMH.

 

LAWL@OAOAST Fantasy. Is that actually a real concept? Is there a WWE Fantasy? What if you got like stuck with Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty, Test and Hardcore Holly as your team? OAOAST Fantasy'd be a pretty risky game to play. One month you think you got a world title contender and then you don't see his ass again for 3 months. Yay to Maggie's return cuz I like Maggie.

 

Josie must have insane blood pressure, someone is always fucking up her day. This time its her own cousin. We got some intrigue in this one and a title match for HS. Ya can't complain about that, no sir.

 

The Deadly Alliance continues their string of funny promos. Good chemistry in this group in their segments.

 

Josh got used in every interview segment. How we riding this dudes dick like that?? what part the game is that??

 

Damn The Blonds sonned they own selves! You actually have to feel bad for those dudes, lady luck ain't been a friend lately. This was the ultimate insult, 'cause The Blonds hate The Rockers dating back to the Jim Cornette days. As I told 149, this was high quality work he put in. Damn high quality.

 

Ya know Vitamin X really does a lot for the Brickston character as a manager. That's a good pairing right there.

 

Beautiful, brilliant, and incredibly arousing Mister Dick promo. I'm not joking about the arousing part, I was turned on. MD lives up to his name in this one. He and Reject may be the biggest pricks in the OAOAST. The Mister Dick character has really come together to be something excellent. A lot more so than I thought when I randomly suggested nicknaming Jock Mister Dick way back when.

 

I will remember Alf's "match" when I come up with the most entertaining segment nominees for the Angle Awards! There's a lot to chose from this year. Last year I had to go back to the start of the year and use Melody's quick introduction to the gunslingers that I wrote.

 

Da boy KC keeps on puttin' in DAT WORK. Dude was nice with it on this Holy Trinity segment. Just captured the horror of seeing your mom in a cheerleader outfit and your mom's indignation that you would somehow be horrified. We also saw some of jade's insecurities clashing with Krista's hollywood mentality. Good and funny segment.

 

didnt get a chance to red the prl interview 'cause I wrote this well before it was edited in.

 

The L's just keep on coming for the BHB's They losin harder than Maurice Clarett. I had my money on Reject and if it was real money I'd have been one dumb dude to bet it because that would've meant Reject was doubled booked and that wasn't happening. Realizing that, Black was still a bit of a surprise. I mean a huge surprise, because if I had thought he was co-winning I wouldn't have jobbed him to Baron on Syndicated. Ummm....oops! I imagine if this was real life thousands of internet dudes would be up in arms over a possible number one contender doing jobs on the opening match on Syndicated. I really liked that SO enziguri combo with Leon and Zack. The whole thing was an enjoyable very read, and the block concept was pretty unique.

[alfdogg 0]

Another impressive outing for Spencer Reiger.

 

Short and sweet promo from Landon.

 

Funny ad for OAOAST fantasy.

 

Another nice one to follow, as Bo is determined.

 

Josie is angry, again. Can't wait to see who the mystery opponent is.

 

The new gimmick of Los Conquistadors is something else. The ending reminded me a little of the UT/Yoko post-match antics at RR 94.

 

I wasn't going to do a promo for this week originally, but Ed sent me a PM requesting one the day before the show. Plus I wanted to work in the "lousy head" joke before I forgot about it.

 

Good stuff as usual from the Enterprise. For some reason, I pictured Christian Wright saying "Silence!" in the same tone as Dave Chappelle did while doing his Prince spoof.

 

Brickston doesn't beat around the bush with his promo. He's going to break some ankles!

 

Terrific promo from Mr. Dick.

 

More goodness from the Duncan clan.

 

Another good promo from PRL.

 

And of course, the stables battle royal was tremendous. I did kinda think Baron going over Black on Syndicated was a little surprising, but Black more than made up for that by co-winning this match, and now he has a chance to main event November Reign, as does Leon.

 

MOTN: Battle royal

 

LOTN: "Well, I’m gonna go put on a PIMP suit. Drink some PIMP juice. Take a big PIMP dump! And then I’m gonna go in the ring and get my PIMP ass kicked by Tha Puerto Rican! Because I am PIMPEMOTH~!, the PIMPIEST WRESTLER WHO HAS EVER PIMPED IN THE HISTORY OF PIMPTON!" - PRL. The "big PIMP dump" part of the quote put it over.