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Link to Freestyle and a 2 part audio interview.

 

Fuckin' sick wit it.

 

*The interview with him and 50 says the albums Em - "Relapse", then 50 - "Before I Self Destruct" and then Dre - "Detox" will be released in that order.

 

*50 says they been waitin' on Em to drop so they can hit the restart button with Shady/Aftermath/G-Unit.

 

*Em says Dre is producing the entire album, and that he (Em) isn't making any beats for it, so that he can focus on the lyrics.

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Lyrics:

 

"How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?

He’s already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?

Well, to be honest the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic

They’ve compelled me to kill this elderly man

And I get these panic attacks

Pop a Xanax, relax

Tryna stick my fuckin’ dick inside a mannequin’s ass

Then I get manic depressed

See the orthodontist get gassed

Man, it’s kickass

The first thing I put on is the mask

Speaking of masks, man, it ain’t too late to have a change of face

And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facin’

Slice you up and cook you after you’re murdered by strangulation

That’s bacon souffle you makin’, ain’t you? Well, thank you Jason

There goes one more coma

Due to blunt force trauma

Just give me one more Soma

And I’ll be done for, mama

Go in the damn broom closet

Another Valium, lost it

Shovin’ the vacuum nozzle

Down the bathroom faucet

Seems like every day I get a little flakier

The medication is making my hands a little shakier

Hand me the 18 month old baby, come shake ‘em up

It’ll only take me a second to choke his trachea

Breakin’ his neck in eightysome places

Baby, here Shady comes lady

He’s got the razor-b-blades and the ch-ch-chain-ch-saw, baby

You b-b-blundering, bumbling m-m-mumbling dum-dum

Yeah, here I come-come, you hear the rumbling? Vrum-vrum

There’s something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum

A head and torso from some one, where they come from

Who’s it belong to, maybe the girl with the long blonde hair

Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms

Clearly there’s some’ wrong

‘Cause she didn’t come home

She’s missing

Where is she?

Something fishy is goin’ on

I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs

Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song

Come on..."

 

 

 

Man, that is the illest shit he's spit in a looong time.

 

When he switches his flow at the "speaking of masks" line, he sounds like Slim Shady LP era Em.

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*Em says Dre is producing the entire album, and that he (Em) isn't making any beats for it, so that he can focus on the lyrics.

 

This is obviously for the best, but it is worth noting that the production on previous Eminem albums was far from being Dre's best work.

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So, which song will be sampled for this album's "hip-hop power ballad"?

 

Marshall Mathers had that Dido song. The Eminem Show had "Dream On." The last one had "Toy Soldiers," which was actually pretty brilliant since that song rules and it deserved to be introduced to a new generation.

 

Perhaps some late-era Queen like "The Show Must Go On." Or maybe "Total Eclipse of the Heart", since the kids all love that. Or maybe since Journey is such a big deal with the college kids of America, he could sample "Faithfully." Every Eminem album needs a song about how he loves little Haylie and those other girls that aren't his but he takes care of anyway, so this would be a good choice.

 

I can't wait for the upbeat celebrity-mocking first single! I bet he talks about Spencer and Heidi and Sarah Palin and The Dark Knight. And perhaps there will be a song that disparages his own mother. That would certainly shock the nation! I wonder if Eminem is still fat.

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