I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

[Guest Smues]

And not that N64 Superman who had to fly through rings. No, I want to use my powers for good. Rocket science and curing the sick and stuff. So I ask you, the TSM faithful, how can I use my new powers to help you?

[Kinetic 0]

Gimme some money.

[TheFranchise 0]

Give him some money.

[ragingfear79 0]

Give him and me some money.

[TheFranchise 0]

Give them some money.

[Maztinho 0]

Puppies! :wub:

[Richard 0]

Clean my house/yard.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

Bake us all pizza.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0]

Gimme some money.

 

 

Give him some money.

 

 

Give him and me some money.

 

 

Give them some money.

 

Give their money to me.

 

[TheFranchise 0]

Give that man some money.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Give me a job and I need to win like 5 hockey games by the end of next week.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Go on, take the money and run.

[ohnobadboi 0]

Get a certain Butriog

 

argh

 

sorry bad type

 

Het a certain big red machine a title shot1

 

Oh, one time Istayed at a motel 6 and did a cannonball into the poo l with my clothes on.

 

rock, the fuck on justin :headbang:

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Who is Justin? The guy that streams PPVs?

[Guest Smues]

Here's the money:

 

Here are the puppies:

 

I baked the pizza, but I apparantly haven't received my pizza teleportion skills yet. Some super powers these are.

 

As for a title shot for Kane, I'll do better. I'll send him back in time to his title shot against HHH in 2002 and let him kill him. Not just win the match and title, but actually kill him. Everybody wins!

 

As for cleaning someone's house and yard sorry, I'm white.

[ohnobadboi 0]

to MSUES: thjanks man! I added u to my friend list.

 

 

to DrVenk: I am Justin, look its not too hard, u've had it in for me a lot but i thought you want new posters. I am Justin, iw as born in 1986. I live in an apt with my friend/nurse Beth, I wrk at hoittopic and i want to be a wrsetler, sarah is the love of my life (but hse dont love me)

 

I was at a mtoel 6 on a driving trip to Cleveland to see a Browns game, it was kinda cold out, and my friend B-man was liek "YO JUSTIN I DARE U" looking at the pool and I am hgardcore and I was like "Fuck yea" and Beth was like JUSTIN NO!

 

but too late, i cannonballed in, beth got pissed, because seh was like you are wearing the only kane shit you packed, later u will want that shirt, not it reeks of chlorine.

 

she was right i missed the shirt :-(

 

but u can see why I am a valuable allie to have, i do good shit like THIS

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I actually don't want new posters. It's like, you know at work, you don't want new co-workers because they're going to be lame kids, but you know that you need these new people to replace those that have left so you don't get stuck working six days a week or more? Then you grow to respect them when they've put their time in to show they can roll with the punches? You're not rolling bro, you're becoming defensive. Do you think that's what Kane would do? A thousand times no.

[Guest C*Z*E*C*H]

Somewhere along the line this thread forgot to be good.

[Kinetic 0]

I was serious about the money.

[Slayer 0]

I can't stop looking at the one husky puppy chomping at the other's nose

[Kinetic 0]

OMG cannonball into the poo! My new all-caps username.

 

I like that people are still able to appreciate a gimmick, but come on. This is no Wilford Brimley, I'll tell you that.

[BUTT 0]

Somewhere along the line this thread forgot to be good.

And KANERULESFAN helped it to remember, amirite.

[Ravenbomb 0]

And not that N64 Superman who had to fly through rings. No, I want to use my powers for good. Rocket science and curing the sick and stuff. So I ask you, the TSM faithful, how can I use my new powers to help you?

 

Do some drycleaning and bust a mad freestyle on some loitering hoodlums.

[Richard 0]

As for cleaning someone's house and yard sorry, I'm white.

 

We got a black president now. Things have changed, and now it's whitey's turn to do our work. Get to it boy.

 

[haws bah gawd 0]

My friend's boss is Black. Wednesday morning, he brought all the white guys a sign he made on his computer that said "On January 20, 2009 at 7:00 AM, All White people are to report to the cotton fields for orientation".

[Red Baron 0]

Out of all the hotels I have stayed at, I have never stayed at a Holiday Inn.

[Guest Smues]

But what about Holiday Inn Express?

[Red Baron 0]

But what about Holiday Inn Express?

 

Nope.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

My friend's boss is Black. Wednesday morning, he brought all the white guys a sign he made on his computer that said "On January 20, 2009 at 7:00 AM, All White people are to report to the cotton fields for orientation".

 

Well, tell your friend to tell Mr. Black that wasn't very nice of him at all.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

As for cleaning someone's house and yard sorry, I'm white.

 

We got a black president now. Things have changed, and now it's whitey's turn to do our work. Get to it boy.

 

You're black?

 

Well, tell your friend to tell Mr. Black that wasn't very nice of him at all.

 

Can we call him Uncle Blackie?