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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
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Scarier thought: As champion, Jeff Hardy suddenly developes a huge ego and refuses to drop the title to Lesnar at SS.

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Guest Austin3164life
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Scarier thought: As champion, Jeff Hardy suddenly developes a huge ego and refuses to drop the title to Lesnar at SS.

Don't even utter such a horror in the hallowed halls of smarkdom.......

Guest Anglesault
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Scariest though: Jeff Hardy continues to "express himself" and decides to dress up the World title like Lenni did with the Cruiserweight belt in WCW.

Guest Austin3164life
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Even Scarier Thought than That: Jeff Hardy feels he should job the title to Lita at Summerslam.

Guest Anglesault
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Scarier though: Jeff thinks Lita has cooties, so he refuses to touch her during the match, and Lita wins when Matt hardy costs Jeff the match

Guest Austin3164life
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One Scary Ass Though: Jeff Hardy has a lengthy WWE Undisputed Title reign, and jobs it to Bradshaw at Survivor Series because Bradshaw gave him baby oil for his birthday.....

Guest Anglesault
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Super Scary Thought: Jeff Hardy No sells Bradshaw's "Sodomizer From Hell."

Guest Austin3164life
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Ultra Scary Ass Thought: WWE actually allows that to air for the main event on Raw. Wrestling ropes are made multi-colored....

Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
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Ultimate Scary Ass Thought:

 

This turn of events is enjoyed by millions of marks and ushers in a new wave of wresting popularity.

Guest Austin3164life
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Scarier Thought than the Rest: All of the above.........

Guest Dangerous A
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AustinHHH4Life, Anglesault, Foo_King_Hoo, this is not healthy smark talk. Not even if this thread was in No holds barred. Please stop this or I'm going to have multi-colored Jeff Hardy nightmares of him hoisting the belt above his head and JR talking about the boyhood dream part deux.

Guest Shadow
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If WeeWee puts the title on Fag Boy, I'm offically done with them.

 

......Well, I said the same thing about Hogan, so probably not. But still, I will go madly insane if Jeff fucking Hardy gets the belt before RVD.

Guest Austin3164life
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AustinHHH4Life, Anglesault, Foo_King_Hoo, this is not healthy smark talk. Not even if this thread was in No holds barred. Please stop this or I'm going to have multi-colored Jeff Hardy nightmares of him hoisting the belt above his head and JR talking about the boyhood dream part deux.

You're right man, this is scaring the shit out of me. Enough crazy talk about Hardyz Champ, Bradshaw the Hoss, and such......

Guest NoCalMike
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got the finish!

 

<<<<<<<<Ref Bump and Taker is down!

 

Jeff Hardy climbs the ladder and gets the belt, thinks hes won and so he starts to celebrate. Crowd doesn't cause they've seen this before..

 

Taker gets up, looks around, looks pissed, grabs Jeffy, gives him the Last Ride, and takes the belt just as the Ref miraculously wakes up..

 

Your winner and still Undisputed Champion, bah GAWD, The Undertaker!

 

Thats how its gonna happen...I almost guarantee it..

 

I didn't see Tony's take on this before I originally posted this, so I guess it was kinda obvious..>>>>>>>

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

The only problem with this ending, (although it is a good idea) is that it justifys a rematch of some sort, and then we the fans lose another 20 mins of our life the following week.

Guest Prince Paul
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And Jeff is gay.

What a compelling arguement you deliver! Obviously a valid reason not to give him a title! Forget the fact that he doesn't draw, your facts blow the others away! :rolleyes:

 

Seriously, comments like that make me wonder what the average age is at this board sometimes.

You keep wondering about the age on the board, and the rest of us will get back to you some time, kay?

 

It was being sarcastic...I was simply presenting a "dumbass view" of the situation.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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scariest thought of all: jeffy bumping for Brock for 20 minutes at SS.

 

that would be like watching those "Faces of Death" videos where they show people getting hit by trains and electrocuted and shit.

 

 

in all seriousness, I, like 'Sault and many others, have an ominous dark cloud looming over our heads this week. There is an increasing sense of dread as we come nearer and nearer to a Boyz holding the world title, something we've been dreading since Matt started shit with Austin a year and a half ago.

 

:blink: could Russo be behind this? :blink:

 

i'm scared

Guest Jobber of the Week
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It was being sarcastic...I was simply presenting a "dumbass view" of the situation.

Sorry. I wasn't flaming on your personally, but all the comments that have been made like this. Go look a few of the posts above to see what I mean.

 

While we're on the subject of Taker though... Since they're hitting the Panic Button like crazy right now, and even bringing back Russo, why not return Taker to the dark side? Since the guy's career is near an end, I want the freakin' Dead Man, not the Bikertaker!

Guest Prince Paul
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I think lots of fans are newer, and some might not even remember the dark side Taker, and lots who would, wouldn't even care. If anything, I think he'd lose heat at this point.

Guest hardyz1
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<sheepishly>

 

I like the Hardyz.

 

</sheepishly>

 

I'm not gay, though.

 

But I agree with everybody else. Jeff doesn't belong near the title.

 

Am I the only one who gets really annoyed by the title being called the "Undisputed title"? I miss the "WWF title". How do we know nobody is disputing it?

Guest Anglesault
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The Darkside Taker should have happened AT the turn last November, when he wanted respect

Guest Prince Paul
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The Darkside Taker should have happened AT the turn last November, when he wanted respect

Exactly. It's too late now. It wouldn't mean anything.

Guest Jobber of the Week
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I think lots of fans are newer, and some might not even remember the dark side Taker

Actually, I'd think a lot of the casual fans have left like flies in the past months. The people watching now are the ones that watch because they're familiar with wrestling and they like it. They know who the old Taker is. And Bikertaker has only been around 2 years now. I'm a relatively new fan (RRumble 99 was the first time I ever seriously watched) and remember him, although he was doing the crappy ministry of darkness stuff.

 

 

You might be right about the heat loss though.

Guest Shaved Bear
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ok picture this one, Jeff Hardy drops the title in the WrestleMania Main to Crash Holly

Guest Prince Paul
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ok picture this one, Jeff Hardy drops the title in the WrestleMania Main to Crash Holly

I swayre to god I wouldn't order it, and I'm pretty loyal. The only PPV that I haven't ordered in 5 years is Backlash, and that was out of protest to Hogan.

Guest Austin3164life
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Elroy Jetson as the Champ = Ratings

Took the words right out of my mouth, Human Fly.......

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