haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 I'd go as far as to say "Where are you, Christmas?" (I think that's the title) by Faith Hill is still the only good thing to come out of that Jim Carrey, Grinch debacle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2008 I cant find an MP3 and Im pissed off that when I had to reformat my Inno I lost my recording of it off Special X Mas last year, but my absolute favorite and quite possibly the worst Christmas Song ever.. Rappy McRapperson - Gimme Stuff Yo, Merry Christmas Yo, what's the word on the street? 5848265987 Yo yo! Gimme Stuff! Gimme Stuff! A lot of stuff! Gimme Gimme Stuff! Hark, let's make a magical wish! It's December 20-somethingish. So put a lot of stuff under a tree (okay). Here's a Christmas kiss from me. Yo, yo, yo (Yo, yo) I'll battle-rap you under a mistletoe. Christmas time is nice. Let's celebrate the birthday of Jesus Christ! Gimme Stuff! Gimme Stuff! A lot of stuff! Gimme Gimme Stuff! Let's hit the dope spot. I ribbity ribbity ribbity ribbity rap a lot. I'm the number 1 rapping dude (okay!) I like money, bitches, and eating food. So throw your Christmas gifts in the air, And wave them all around like you just don't care! And jiggle your (honk-honk) it's a Christmas song, I hope I get a lot of stuff that I can pawn (ohh). So go on with your bad self. That's what I said to a Christmas elf. I like eating chips (cool!) When I dip, you dip, we dip! Gimme Stuff! A lot of stuff! Gimme Stuff! Gimme Gimme Stuff! Gimme Stuff! (A whole lot of stuff!) Gimme Stuff! Gimme Gimme Gimme Stuff! My raps are the bomb. Oh, a gift certificate to bed, bath, and beyond. In the season for joy and love, And I would love to give you a hug. I'm Rappy McRapperson (cool!), I like money, bitches, gangs and guns, Throw a gang sign in the air (okay)! The Christmas spirit is (everywhere). Gimme Stuff! A lot of stuff! Gimme Stuff! Gimme Gimme Gimme Stuff! Gimme Stuff! A whole lot of stuff! Gimme Stuff! Gimme Gimme Gimme Stuff! Yo, yo (Gimme Stuff!) This is Rappy McRapperson (Okay, A lot of stuff!) And we had a lot of fun rapping today (Gimme Stuff!) About Christmas time (Cool, Gimme Gimme Gimme Stuff!) I hope to see you real soon for new years (A whole lot of stuff!) Okay (Gimme Stuff!) In the meantime keep your (Gimme Gimme Gimme Stuff!) Keep your ear to the street (yeah!) Just the lyrics don't do the song any justice though..sigh.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2008 I don't know who sings the song, but it has to be the worst Christmas song ever. The main chorus is "Simply having, a wonderful christmas time." Repeat to annoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foleyfanforever88 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2008 I don't know who sings the song, but it has to be the worst Christmas song ever. The main chorus is "Simply having, a wonderful christmas time." Repeat to annoy. It's Paul McCartney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Czecherbear Report post Posted December 21, 2008 I don't know who sings the song, but it has to be the worst Christmas song ever. The main chorus is "Simply having, a wonderful christmas time." Repeat to annoy. You're my least favorite poster in the whole wide world. I'm going to hit you in the head with a Moog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2008 I hate Christmas music. That's all I got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2008 Mad Decent just released a holiday video podcast. It's sweet as heck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 22, 2008 I want to kill someone every time I hear "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". There might not be another song on the planet that can get my blood boiling like that one. Oh man do I hate that damn song. They play it a plenty in Anchorage and it makes me want to crash my car just to stop it. I want the kid to get the damn hippo so it will kill him/her/it and end the song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2008 Oh man, speaking of terrible Christmas music. I was riding along with some friends on Saturday night and the person who was driving had it tuned into the local classic rock station and some syndicated show called The Rockin' 80s (awful mostly hair metal show) and it was their Christmas special. I thought it couldn't get worse than Twisted Sister's version of "I'll Be Home For Christmas" but then they played Stephen Pearcy of RATT singing "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". I'd rather get hit in the face with a shovel listen to that again. As if the original wasn't bad enough! Just to show you that I'm not making this shit up - Stephen Pearcy's version of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" Twisted Sister- "I'll Be Home For Christmas" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2008 Yesss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2008 Let us not forget Jingle Dogs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2008 As more of a cat man, I'm more partial to "Carol of The Meows" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
