Disgusting things that come from your beautiful body

[The Niggardly King]

I just popped a pimple on the back of my head... the pus smells like Swiss cheese and feet.

 

I have this tremendous amount of horrible acne on the back of my head, and it won't go away. It runs in the family from my father's side. So far I've had four specialist look at it and they don't know what it is or how to cunteract it.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

This thread doesn't apply to me. My body is perfect in every way.

[The Niggardly King]

you know there's some grotesque mole on your lower back that reeks of Velvetta

[Youth N Asia]

Sometimes I think my penis is just too darn big

[Guest Vitamin X]

cunteract it.

 

the new TSM motto.

[BUTT]

I have a preauricular pit.

 

 

No, that is not me. I ceased to be a baby long ago!

 

It's not that much of a bother. It got badly infected when I was ten, but since then has been under control. But every two days or so, I squeeze it and a small amount of pus comes out. It's pretty gross. But, like taking a big dump, when I can get a whole lot out, it feels pretty rewarding.

[Gary Floyd]

What's the ugliest

Part of your body?

What's the ugliest

Part of your body?

Some say your nose

Some say your toes

(I think it's your mind)

But I think it's YOUR MIND

(Your mind)

I think it's your mind, woo woo

 

ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR

UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF

SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL

A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE & THE GRAY

DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE

 

Where did Annie go

When she went to town?

Who are all those creeps

That she brings around?

 

ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR

UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF LIES YOU BELIEVE

A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE THAT KEEPS

THE YOUNG FROM THE TRUTH THEY DESERVE . .

 

 

[BruteSquad_BRODY]

[Big Ol' Smitty]

nutsweat ftw

[Copper Feel]

Constant bags under my eyes that I literally cannot remember ever not having.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

A mole on the bottom right side of my neck exactly the size and color of a malt-o-meal cocoa dot.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski]

Back hair and a slight unibrow.

[Angle-plex]

My ass is hairy so I get pieces of shit stuck to it occasionally if I don't wipe well which leads to me walking funny, which leads to people thinking I'm gay. Little do they know I'm the straightest man alive, mother fucker.

[EL BRUJ0]

Not with that dingleberry-conducted stride.