The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 I just popped a pimple on the back of my head... the pus smells like Swiss cheese and feet. I have this tremendous amount of horrible acne on the back of my head, and it won't go away. It runs in the family from my father's side. So far I've had four specialist look at it and they don't know what it is or how to cunteract it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 This thread doesn't apply to me. My body is perfect in every way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 you know there's some grotesque mole on your lower back that reeks of Velvetta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Sometimes I think my penis is just too darn big Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 12, 2008 cunteract it. the new TSM motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 I have a preauricular pit. No, that is not me. I ceased to be a baby long ago! It's not that much of a bother. It got badly infected when I was ten, but since then has been under control. But every two days or so, I squeeze it and a small amount of pus comes out. It's pretty gross. But, like taking a big dump, when I can get a whole lot out, it feels pretty rewarding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes (I think it's your mind) But I think it's YOUR MIND (Your mind) I think it's your mind, woo woo ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE & THE GRAY DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE Where did Annie go When she went to town? Who are all those creeps That she brings around? ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF LIES YOU BELIEVE A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE THAT KEEPS THE YOUNG FROM THE TRUTH THEY DESERVE . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 nutsweat ftw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Constant bags under my eyes that I literally cannot remember ever not having. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 12, 2008 A mole on the bottom right side of my neck exactly the size and color of a malt-o-meal cocoa dot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Back hair and a slight unibrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 My ass is hairy so I get pieces of shit stuck to it occasionally if I don't wipe well which leads to me walking funny, which leads to people thinking I'm gay. Little do they know I'm the straightest man alive, mother fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2008 Not with that dingleberry-conducted stride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
