Gary Hoey

[JJMc]

I never heard of him until about 2 years ago, until he appeared on a local morning news show in Massachusetts. He's an unbelievable guitar player and a pretty good singer as well. He has a great, solid rock sound and I'm surprised he doesn't get more exposure. That he's in his late 40s now probably doesn't help, but I've become a pretty big fan. Apparently he used to do a lot of instrumental rock but he's since branched out to showcase his singing voice. Download "Reaction" if you can find it. It's on iTunes for those Honest Johns (like me).

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Gary Hoey is a pansy that plays "Hocus Pocus" and Christmas Music. When it comes to the flamboyantly masturbatory shred guitarists, there can be only one, and his name is Michael Angelo Batio.

 

 

[Giuseppe Zangara]

My best friend in middle school and high school loved Gary Hoey. He was also fond of KMFDM, Death, and Megadeth.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!]

My mom likes Gary Hoey.