KKK Bowl VI: Week 17

[KingPK 0]

My playoff hopes may come down to the night game if Seattle can't get any closer.

 

EDIT: Fucking 49ers.

Edited December 29, 2008 by KingPK

[alfdogg 0]

Holy shit, I won.

[CanadianChris 0]

More finals:

 

Jacksonville (9-7) d. Baltimore (8-7-1), Jax and Bal clinch AFC wild cards

Cincinnati (6-9-1) d. Kansas City (8-8)

Houston (10-6) d. Chicago (5-11)

NY Jets (9-7) d. Miami (6-10), NYJ wins AFC East

Atlanta (13-3) d. St. Louis (6-10)

Minnesota (11-5) d. NY Giants (7-9)

Carolina (9-7) d. New Orleans (6-10)

Seattle (9-7) d. Arizona (6-10), Sea wins NFC West

Washington (9-7) d. San Francisco (9-7)

 

AFC playoffs look like this:

 

1/2 - Pittsburgh/Denver (Den gets top seed if Broncos cover tonight, otherwise Pit)

3 - Houston

4 - NY Jets

5 - Jacksonville

6 - Baltimore

 

Looks like San Fran and Washington win the NFC wild cards based on conference record (8-4 for both compared to 7-5 for Carolina).

[KingPK 0]

By my Q&D calculations, Gert is in as AFC East champs and APO gets a Wild Card. I have NO idea after that.

 

EDIT: Thank you Chris and WOOOOOOOOO!!

Edited December 29, 2008 by KingPK

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

With the exception of the 9-7 wild card contention teams in the NFC, identical records do not have the tie-breaker rules applied to them just yet.

 

AFC

=*Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-5-1

=*Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6

=*Houston Texans (Bored) 10-6

=*New York Jets (Gert) 9-7

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 9-7

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-7-1

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Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 8-8

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-8

Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-8

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 7-8-1

San Diego Chargers (909) 7-9

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 6-9-1

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 6-10

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-11

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-11-2

 

 

NFC

=*Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 13-3

=*Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-4

=*Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 11-5

=*Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 9-7

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7

San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-7

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Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 9-7

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 9-7

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 8-8

New York Giants (Cartman) 7-9

Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-9

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 7-9

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-10

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-10

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-10

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-11

[fazzle 0]

....son of a bitch.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Wait until I tell you what your record is in games decided by 1 pick or less...

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Is it just me or was there a ton of parity this season? Near as I can tell, the worst record is 3-11-2 with an impressive low of only 5-11 in the NFC.

 

At least 16 teams finished in the area of 7-9 to 9-7.

[KingPK 0]

Here's a fun exercise: say my tie ended up being a loss and I finished 8-8. Who gets the last WC spot in that case?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

PK: Bob's sweep of Harley would have eliminated New England. Because Baltimore, KC and Buffalo didn't play each other, the next tie-breaker is conference record. You would have won based on a 7-5 conference record to KC's and Buffalo's 6-6 records.

 

Quinn: There's generally a lot of parity, especially with the 7-9/8-8 records. One year (I think it was Season II) was more crazy than this.

 

PLAYOFFS:

 

I want to double-check final standings, but here is how Wild Card Weekend looks:

 

AFC:

#1 Seed: Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-5-1

#2 Seed: Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6

 

#6 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-7-1 @ #3 Houston Texans (Bored) 10-6

#5 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 9-7 @ #4 New York Jets (Gert) 9-7

 

Chris gets the bye over Bored due to a better Conference record.

 

 

NFC:

 

#1 Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 13-3

#2 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-4

 

#6 San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-7 @ #3 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 11-5

#5 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 @ #4 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 9-7

 

UZI is the division winner over Devo due to a better division record.

Human Fly has the higher seed over Devo due to a head-to-head victory.