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[Patty O'Green 0]

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[Zack Malibu 0]

Zack/Moneymaker WILL be finished today. Obviously between Patty not feeling well and my impending nuptuals, the NYS didn't go up as planned, but believe me, it'll be well worth the read once it's completed.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Does anyone here make new year's resolutions? I didn't until this year.

 

Good opener here. Cortez didn't look overmatched against the two world champ and OAOAST legend here. Love to see these two fight again. Forgot to say I loved the bit with the porcupine way back on HD. A porcupine! Only Knuckles the echnida could've been better. KC has some cool plans for the US Title so YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR THEM!!! The stable balance of power has shifted with every member (except the leader) of CI having a belt.

 

lol@brother rooster. Terry stays gettin sonned. Also lol at the computerized system, fuck college football on some real talk.

 

A classic feud reunited! Tony has been on a writing kick lately and we're all the winners with some great matches and segments. Good, hot contest, and I doubt this is the last time these two longtime rivals face each other. All we need is cameo apperances from Cornette, the Sooner Bruisers and the SCM. I like Ned's new asskicking ways, and AAN's participation in this match was top of the pops.

 

COACH

Like they Heavenly Rockers would do anything illegal.

 

Just as Coach finishes his sentence Colonel Abdullah thumps Simon with his shoe.

 

Again.

 

And again.

 

COLE

You were saying, Coach?

 

COACH

Obviously Simon must’ve uttered a racial slur.

 

 

Hule Bartowski! I may change my name to that. Great to have SP back, he's a dude who always tells a bitchin story. And he put in a quality segment here. At first I thought James Cone was gonna kick Hule's ass, but nope Name put him in his place and told him off.

 

My 1st match!

 

My 1st segment! Yo, fuck the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim those dudes can get some donkey shit.

 

Fantastic women's title affair! Da boy KC put in DAT WORK! Dude came sick with it right here. Never a dull moment. Hey imagine if we were a a real fed all those hot girls fighting on real TV, we'd have ratings for days. I like this incarnation of the women's division like a million times better than the old ones. Probably because all these girls seem to have more personality and the others were just dry and dull. Probably because they were not blessed with the creative genius of O'Green. KC is my hero! But SMH@Little Miss Detroit. I don't play that shit. Get me at KC, I gotta tell you what's REALLY GOOD.

 

Tony is my villain! He stole the AC match I wanted! This dude about to get dat bullet work! But, still, nice action on this one. I really like the pairing of Cash and Baron, those guys just go together. Amazingly Rescue 911 probably never would've done anything, but in new tag teams both Cash and Bosley shine.

 

Name continues to get up in PHX's face. Classic case of the young blood not respecting the old head. Maybe PHX can get some other vets to lay it down for the rook.

 

My 2nd match! I forgot to put a picture of the dildo. Forgive me. But most credit goes to tony who had this brilliant idea years ago. Then KC gets credit for suggesting it for this month. I get nothing for writing it.

 

Jade's gonna get her freak on. I guess KC has crushed my last hope of Bo being gay. Why do you hurt the ones you love most, babydoll?

 

First belated LOLz go to that time when Blonde was talking to his mom on the phone. I hope he had a spare cage for Faqu back at his mom's place. I've always liked the pairing of Brock and Team Heyross so nice to see them competing for the six man belts. Judging by the ending this won't be the last match they have for it either! Enjoyable little contest, looking forward to seeing more!

 

My 2nd segment!

 

Great show, awesome way to start 09 and the top 2 matches ain't even in yet. WOOOOOOOOOOW!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Zack/Moneymaker has been finished, but no spot was left for it .

[Tony149 0]

Zack/Moneymaker has been finished, but no spot was left for it .

 

There was a spot left for it, with the graphic of the match. You might have missed it because Patty's Morgan Nerdly segment is also in that same spot.

 

Speaking of your match...

 

Zack vs. Moneymaker: You’ve heard of big game pitchers/quarterbacks. Zack’s our big game writer. Screw intros, everybody hates them anyway (except for Patty maybe), this match kicked ass.

 

Special thanks to Patty and KC for contributing to the opening. If only I had thought of it sooner so guys would’ve had more time to write something up.

 

Cortez vs. Alf: Alf’s been in some wild matches in the past, but this was strictly a wrestling match and a helluva one at that, ending with the crowing of a new U.S. champion. Loved the tilt-a-whirl escape into a tombstone spot.

 

The Name looks promising. Enjoyed the segment with him and Phoenix getting into it.

 

Tyler vs. MD: at all the meaningless stats thrown out by Cole and ESPN for being a joke. Good showing for Tyler, but he ultimately wasn’t man enough to handle The Dick.

 

Vintage COD in their promo.

 

NY Knockout: Great commentary (especially the stuff on Maggie) to go along with a great match. I second what Patty said. Our women’s division would kick ass based on their personalities alone.

 

Nice little promo by Leon follows.

 

DILDO ON A POLE: Years in the making, the dream became a reality New Year’s night. And with how crazy it was you might have thought it was a dream! Brave to Patty. Just when you think he can’t possibly top himself, he goes out and writes a masterpiece. Loved the bits where Cole describes the many uses of the dildo and how it’s a veteran of many TV shows. An Angle Award may be in this match’s future.

 

We had one dream become a reality this night, and it appears another may be on the way with Jade and Bo.

 

6 man tag titles: Wild ending to this one. Like Patty I also like the pairing of Brock/TH.

 

Another Nerdly girl on the show! Patty knows what I think about that. Love the idea behind it.

 

MOTN: I couldn’t pick just one so Alf vs. Cortez, NY Knockout, Dildo on a Pole and Zack/Moneymaker.

 

Quote:

 

LEON

Well, it's pretty simple. Some people give up drink, some people give up cigarettes. Me? Nerdlys!

 

Leon slaps a nicotine patch on his arm with the word 'NERDLY' written on it.

 

LEON

I used to be a 40 a day man you know.

 

Honorable mention to Krista’s rant on the DA/MD.

 

 

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Sorry I didn't get around to writing the match, Leon.