Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Can't you flirt with guys over PM like the rest of this boards gay community?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Can't you flirt with guys over PM like the rest of this boards gay community? So thats what you do in your private messages you dumb faggot? Come to Calgary, and you get capped.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Wow you must listen to 50 cent. Now I'm really scared. Beating the shit out of you might give me a headache if you've got horrible music blasting in the background. But yeah you go get that cap gun, throw on a fitted and practice tony montana in the mirror, I'll be here, wondering how a dumb trashy white kid can develop a sense of black entitlement. Should take a while.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 His boyfriend told me that he sucked his cock last night when I sold him crack.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Wow you must listen to 50 cent. Now I'm really scared. Beating the shit out of you might give me a headache if you've got horrible music blasting in the background. I stopped listening to 50 Cent in 2004 you dumbshit. I'm listening to A Tribe Called Quest, fat redneck faggot.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 It's true cus his boyfriend said so when I sold him crack.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 If he stepped to me in Calgary I'd fuck his shit up.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 His mom told me about his gay porn collection when she was making me a ham and cheese sandwich after I fucked her raw.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 His dad told me when I sold him crystal meth.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Quantity, not quality my friend. If you tell someone they is dumb forty times, the only thing they'll come away knowing is you can't speak. It's an analogy but it's also exactly what's happening, kind of magical in a way.
JHawk Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Quantity, not quality my friend. If you tell someone they is dumb forty times, the only thing they'll come away knowing is you can't speak. It's an analogy but it's also exactly what's happening, kind of magical in a way. Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You're black.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Oh I'm sorry, you used to listen to 50 Cent. That in no way makes my point for me, so good work. Seriously, do you realize how much of a dumbshit you come off as or is it just mastery of an easy gimmick at this point?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Heh what a dumb redneck yankee. Battlenuts is such a dumb faggot.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Actually it's Jhawk calling me a hypocrite, and well if an idiot tells me I'm stupid I can't help but feel smart. Go ahead though, Justin Long's albino child needs all the help he can get.
Gary Floyd Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 I'm siding with EHME, because 1.) He joined the rest of us at the old board, and 2.) I too hate Battlenuts.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 What a pussy, and he thinks he can come at the king?
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Yankee and a redneck? In these parts we call that a "where's your helmet?" question. I'm from New York, it's that place with real black people that all your favorite rappers talk about. I'm sure you've seen it in movies. When you go there, stick to Times Square, and even then, wear a sweater vest.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Nigga, I've been to Brooklyn and Queens and ain't no one step me. Infact I lived in Philly in a primarly Dominican neighbourhood.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Don't go overboard on the logic buddy, we're calling eachother fags here. I know if I saw a retard screaming in the middle of my street I'd join him.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Battlenuts takes it up the ass.
TheFranchise Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 This is fucking SHIT. THERE WAS NO LA PARKA OPTION? FUCK THIS SHIT.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 And Battlenuts jerked off to Bruce Willis and Justin Long last night.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Awesome, I'll file that under "EHME is hard" in my magic book of laughably absurd things that are completely false. Whatever suburb of Canada they told you was New York, must be a wonderful place though. And I'll pass on the part about you thinking there's something tough about living with a bunch of dominicans in philly. That can be an inside joke for anyone else from NY.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Battlenuts doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as a legend like La Parka.
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