Amalgamated EHME vs. Battlenuts

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

"I only dropped him twice, I swear."

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

The funny thing is Battlenuts is scared to post his picture because he will be exposed as a short, dumb, redneck, queer.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

"I think I took too many in the womb because he sure like's cock!"

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

EHME come quick and sell my drugs! Or else he'll molest me!

 

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

"He's a miracle baby, I never thought someone could survive so many hangers."

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

"His daddy is either Casper or the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. We'll find out when we get on Maury!"

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Hey guess what? Battlenuts is not really from NYC! He's from Oklahoma, which makes my redneck prediction even more right. He even has a WWE fan account. Muwahahaha

 

http://fans.wwe.com/battlenut

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Hahahaha, doing searches on my name, or making accounts in my honor? I'm flattered either way. I'll give you a hint, I'm the guy currently taking a shit on this woman's chest...

 

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

[Matt Young 0]

EHME, tell us what got you suspended from the other board. I didn't think that was possible.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Well you can be sure it wasn't for intelligently insulting someone. Or for being black.

[TheFranchise 0]

It was discussed in the thread. I won't speak on it as it's not my business, but somebody bought his family into it, and that's something you just don't do.

 

I told them the same thing and was promptly disagreed with. Fuck it.

[Jingus 0]

Someone explain the whole board-crossover drama, please.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Some people go on the internet.

 

Some people go on the internet and find themselves involved in a pseudo-society of people which they use to compensate for a lack of real social interaction, characterized by instinctual grouping or "clique forming" that results in mini-gang warfare where instead of respect and street corners, these groups fight over internet domains and the right to talk to one of the few men who's been able to convince the rest he's a woman.

 

It's like tomatoes tomatoh's, only with virgins.

 

 

[Jingus 0]

Shut up, Battlenuts.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

You see what happens when I try to be nice?

 

If you can find a version of the story that doesn't break down to what I just said, then fuck, I'd like to hear it. But to think this dick measuring contest is any different from every dick measuring contest the internet has ever seen, is just silly.

 

Mike had every right to not want his board run by a group of BUTT-buddies who openly refer to themselves as a clique and make his board seem like a haven for every critic on the internet that no one wants to read. He went about getting rid of them in a very stupid way. It was like cutting off his dick to get rid of a bad case of herpes. Since it's not my dick, I'm just glad there's less herpes in the world.

[Bolotov Teh Mear 0]

Shut up, Battlenuts.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

....he said with a voice muffled by penis.

[Jingus 0]

Someone explain the whole board-crossover drama, please.

As in, "why EHME got banned at the new board".

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Well you can be sure it wasn't for intelligently insulting someone. Or for being black.

 

 

I predict a Sam Jackson picture and further pestering....

[Jingus 0]

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD-DAMNED THING.

 

Someone answer my question. Any further posts prior to the answering of my question which are not answers to my question will be erased.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

That's not answering Jingus' question!

 

The man needs answers people, not the type of back and forth that resulted in this merged, mess of a thread.

[Jingus 0]

Shut up, Battlenuts.

 

Someone answer my question.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

The thread is named after me, I have a special connection with it. Make a new thread to ask about the trials and tribulations of calgary's foremost expert on sunblock.

[Jingus 0]

Yes, I know, that's hardly a surprise. But I want the entire story.

 

From what I pieced together:

 

1. Someone was beefin' with EHME, and they changed their member name to that of EHME's young daughter's name. TRTSM's mod staff claims that this happened at another board, not there.

 

2. There are only so many boards where EHME and the other regulars post, and I'm a mod at two of them, so such a thing is within my jurisdiction as it were.

 

3. For some reason, EHME apparently PM'ed them with the aforementioned threatening message at TRTSM.

 

So what I want to know is: who is this mystery person, what board did this transpire on, why did EHME reply at a different board, and what exactly did they say?

[The Niggardly King 0]

KOAB

 

Why is my name here?

[Jingus 0]

Nobody knows.

 

Hey, Dr Kats, which previously banned poster are you? Apparently we're not re-banning those nowadays, just tell us.

[... 0]

Make a new thread to ask about the trials and tribulations of calgary's foremost expert on sunblock.

 

keep my name out your mouth

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

I'm sorry, I thought Powder ascended to the heavens at the end of that movie? He moved to calgary and decided to become a shitty poster here? That kind of ruins the story for me.

 

What is your surely irrelevant name though, just so I can make a point of saying it as much as possible?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

From what I understand Jingus is he actually threatened someone not just e-threatened them.

 

I'm gonna need some clarification on this one. Did he phone the dude? Visit his house? Find him in the street?