The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest Perfect Plex]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams in pain, then clasps hand over mouth) Uh oh...I think they heard me!

 

(Hears some footsteps from around the corner...one of them is definitely wearing cowboy boots...)

[Guest Angle-plex]

Maybe we should just move the OAOAST over here to No Holds Bared since we don't use it as an efed anymore.

 

And yes, Angle Marks WILL taker over! {Evil Laugh}

[Guest alfdogg]

Yes we do.

 

::kneecaps AP with his nunchucks::

[Guest Angle-plex]

We don't use that one though, we use the one on Vanilla Midgets.

 

::Throws Alfdogg in a room with Richard Simmons for old times sake::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AP forgot to lock the door, so AD easily gets out. He points AP out to Bradshaw, who gets some KY jelly and chases AP down::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life comes back from driving off, appears with Angle_Plex and simply says "What the hell is goin' on up in here?! What?!":

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

:::I FLAME EVERYBODY WITH A FLAMETHROWER!:::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Sees Bradshaw chase after AP)

 

Oh, thank God...

 

(Returns to his seat in the arena to watch the SLOBBERKNOCKER!)

[Guest Angle-plex]

::Pat Patterson runs up behind Cutthroat and has his way with him::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life throws AnglePlex into Jeff Hardy's locker room, and locks the door::

[Guest Angle-plex]

::Jeff tries to tell AP something, but AP can't understand him since he has the worst mic skill in the WWE. AP kicks Hardy in the face . All of a sudden Bradshaw brakes down the door with the KY Jelly in hand. AP jumps into the ventilation shaft and crawls to safety~!::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

::Austinhhh4life throws AnglePlex into Jeff Hardy's locker room, and locks the door::

(Watches on the TitanTron, there is a cameraman inside the Hardy's locker room. Sees Matt and Jeff hold AP down, while Lita whips it out)

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life turns on the heat to 85 degrees as the heat slowly works it's way up the Vent shaft Angle Plex is in::

[Guest Angle-plex]

::Bradshaw rubs the KY Jelly all over his body and slides into the Ventillation shaft. AP gets out of the shaft, leaving Bradshaw with jelly all over himself and very hot::

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Cutthroat shoots you all with a Missile Launcher!

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose lowers from the rafters and nails -Cutthroat- with a Belt Shot!

Caboose then points his CricketBatOfDoom~! at AnglePlex.

AnglePlex-'Me?'

Caboose-'No behind you!'

Bradshaw comes running up to AnglePlex and bends him over!

Caboose nails Bradshaw with the CricketBatOfDoom~!

Caboose-'Not on my watch you don't!'

Caboose returns to the rafters::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Hey, umm, If you all are interested...theres the OaOasT, where shenegins like this go on all the time

 

were the vanilla midgets on EZ board..id have a lnk but im lazy

 

but you new people...join!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman loads his twelve-gauge, puts it in Cutthroat's mouth, and pulls the trigger. Time to get a bucket and a sponge::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::NBT-cleans-it-all-up,puts-it-in-a-Bucket,and-sets-the-Bucket

on-FIRE!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman turns his attention to NBT::

 

"I suggest runnin'"

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::Walks-away-as-the-Bucket-blows-up:::

[Guest alfdogg]

::NBT walks right into a chairshot from AD::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Actually,

AD-walks-right-into-a-VANDAMINATOR!

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS runs in and hits the Angle-BACKSLIDE OF ROOKIE DOOM~! on AD::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

BPP polishes off his US Title Belt, and hits NBT420 right square in the nuts with it

 

Damn pothead

[Guest Anglesault]

::Pushes BPP down and nails the ANGLE-BACKSLIDE OF INESCAPABLE DOOM~!::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asia does a Bushwacker Luke walk to the ring and join the match*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(Maximum Proconsul Kotzenjunge sits and watches the action from his personal skybox with the First Lady)

 

Silly civilians.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asia slides under the bottom rope and tears up an "Anglesault Rulz" sign at ringside...a little kid cries...Youth N Asia does an Eddie Guerrero heel strut and re-joins the match*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Pushes YNA down and nails the ANGLE-BACKSLIDE OF INESCAPABLE DOOM~!::