The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest alfdogg]

::looks around::

[Guest alfdogg]

Bunch of pussies.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

::does something that eliminates AlfDogg::

 

Bitch!

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD returns and gives BML an unprettier (talk about a redundant statement) then powerbombs him through a flaming table wrapped in barbed wire::

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Dude, I'm probably the prettiest poster on the board...next to the Dames.

 

bitch!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman punches BML in the face::

[Guest Flyboy]

That wasn't too nice.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

(belts Flyboy in the gut, gives him a Super Tiger Driver '91, and tosses him out. Because he can.)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT saves Flyboy in a rather unconventional way by guillotining him, which injures his neck but causes him to fly back into the ring.

 

evenflowDDT: I'll get my posts back later, but for now... it's back to Motorama... see you next time, Mr. West!

 

::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Bear leaps into the ring and mauls enevenflow and tosses him out

[Guest Flyboy]

*saves evenflow from getting eliminated... and superkicks Bear in the process. As evenflow turns around, he runs into a spinning brainbuster*

 

Flyboy: ... Thanks.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*comes off the top rope, and gives Flyboy a reverse rana, before moving out of the way*

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS DDT's Diablo and launches him over the top.::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT attacks El Psycho Diablo from behind with a low-blow

 

evenflowDDT: Riddle me this, what's big, red, evil, and going over the top rope? YOU!

 

::evenflowDDT shoves El Psycho Diablo over the top rope, then rolls under the bottom rope (even though he was already eliminated and is technically in the Rumble illegally, that's what VILLAINS DO~!), grabs a barbed-wire covered baseball bat and starts clubbing EPD... BY GAWD, IT'S HEINOUS!!!!::

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*takes a page from Ric Flair and begs off..then when Evenflow relents just slightly, belts him in the nuts and tosses him over the barrier into the crowd*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NBT-cracks-El-Psycho-Diablo-in-the-back

of-the-Head-with-the-Crowbar-and

throws-him-over-the-Top-Rope::

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

(is already outside, so isn't hit..but slides in, belts NBT in the gut, Fisherman Busters, turns around and planchas Evenflow)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT, not being truly evil enough to dodge the plancha, takes the move, as both he and El Psycho Diablo are temporarily down for the count. EPD is first to his feet, but evenflowDDT tackles his legs from behind, causing him to fall and hit his head on the side of the ring::

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*does the All Japan thing, popping up and giving Evenflow one hell of a lariat before selling the move*

[Guest Flyboy]

*sits in the corner a la Raven style, launches himself up and tackles evenflow down, goes back to sitting*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::With Evenflow down, Sandman grabs a thumbtack bat and repeately hits Evenflow with it::

 

Ain't nuthin better then feuds that never end.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*jumps up to the apron, and onto the turnbuckle RVD/Storm style, and does a 450 double stomp onto Evenflow. Whatamanuver!*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Uppercuts Diablo with the thumbtack bat, since Diablo interrupted Sandman's slaughtering of Evenflow. Sandman then goes back to picking the skin off of Evenflow's back::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NBT-returns::

 

::NBT-whips-out-the-Crowbar.He-levels-Sandman-and

El-Psycho-Diablo-with-it.He-gives-EPD-a-Five-Star-Frog

Splash:::

 

Crowbars.......They-Hurt.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz whips AngleSault into the ropes, and then delivers a mighty DROPKICK~!~ to his forehead, sending him sailing over the top rope.**

 

Laz: TOSS MY SALAD, HO~!~

 

**Laz bows and then slides UNDER the bottom rope, joining in on the hardcore fun at ringside by doing a variation of the Van Daminator with the thumbtack-bat to Sandman**

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

(nails NBT with a low blow, picks him up for a piledriver..then drops him on his head with the dreaded Ganso Bomb)

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman ducks the VanCrapanator, and uppercuts Corey in the groin with his thumbtack bat. Sandman pisses on Corey's face::

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

*Runs into the ring and gives Sandman the Bump and Grind Suplex, followed by putting him in the Patterson Deathlock*

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*top-rope dropkicks Sandman in the face*

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Jumps the guardrail naked, runs in the ring and does the spinaroonie***