Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 2, 2002 ::The cops arrive and take away R. Kelly. Sandman hits Corey in the head with the razorblade bat, and retreats to the back for something more appropriate to brawl in:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 2, 2002 ::Bear lays on he floor, remaining dead:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 7, 2002 <moons everyone on the ramp and does a funny dance to mock everyone> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted August 8, 2002 ::The titantron cuts to thesmartmarks.com's internet broadcasting table near the ramp, where Slickster is doing commentary alongside Mark Madden and Joey Styles:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 8, 2002 ::walks by the booth eating a vanilla ice cream cone, but trips and drops it on Slickster's face:: AD: damn dude, I'm sorry. You should go clean up...you look like Anglesault after he met Kurt Angle at an autograph signing! ::runs up the ramp and powerbombs nWoScorpion off the stage:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 8, 2002 ::taps Alf on the shoulder: "Old joke, essa." ::Runs by, jumps off the stage and nails Slick with a Senton Atomico, and runs off:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 8, 2002 ::The spirit of the deceased Shaved Bear floats down, kids sandman with a cinderblock, and vanishes into Heaven unharmed:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 8, 2002 Barron runs in again and lays out everyone with the power of the punch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 8, 2002 ::Scorpion nails Barron in the head with a tire iron:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 9, 2002 ::gives Sandman a BURNING HAMMER for ruining his joke:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted August 10, 2002 ::wipes off ice cream, and whips Sandman9000 into the crowd, then reenacts the Tupelo concession stand brawl:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 10, 2002 ::Hits Slick in the head with a bottle of mustard, before getting bored and deciding to smash lightbulbs over poor Slick's head:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted August 11, 2002 *sees Jerome acting like a fool and gets pissed, V-chip malfunctions again and goes super sayin on his ass* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 ::Hits Cartman in the head with a lightbulb:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted August 11, 2002 "Respect My Authoritay!" *simply sits on sandman* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Wow, I havn't been atatcked yet. GO ME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 ::Throws Cartman onto nWoScorpion:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrBiznatch Report post Posted August 13, 2002 comes running out and goes for a flying forearm but misses and slams head first into the barrier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 14, 2002 ::Kicks MrBiznatch while he is down:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 14, 2002 <Hulk Hogan-izes everyone for the next hour> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::wipes off mustard, does the Ric Flair "drop to knees, beg for mercy, and hit 'em in the nuts when the ref's not looking" thing to Sandman9000:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::However, Slick never gets near Sandman's groin, since Sandman is beating Slick over the head with a barbed wire and lightbulb shovel:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted September 27, 2002 BUMP~! *grabs a beehive and smashes it over Sandman's head* *runs from the bees* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 29, 2002 ::CWM throws honey on ALf as he runs by:: CWM: You also need to check out Smark Talk...your sig has many funny changes...payback for the changes to mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 29, 2002 (*runs in and hits CWM with a lawn gnome*) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted September 29, 2002 ::Helps TRITEC because she has HOT NEWZ~! in her sig:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 29, 2002 (*takes a sledgehammer and hits CWM in the quad*) (*suddenly slips and tears her quad*) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted September 29, 2002 ::commends TRITEC for updating her sig with more HOT NEWZ~! goodness:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 29, 2002 ::Kicks Hot Newz in the balls and wonders why we bumped this thread when he was the OAOAST back on the site:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 29, 2002 (*yells at the superstar for not helping with a torn quad*) (*still appreciates HOT NEWZ~!*) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites