The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM goes to help her with her torn quad, but trips and tears his quad::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::ALMOST tears his quad to fit in, but decides not to and to mock all the others by jumping on both legs::

[Guest alfdogg]

::SPEARS~! Sandman through a stained glass window::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(crip walks while holding a bat, waiting for someone to fuck with him)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM works through the pain though because he is THAT FUCKING GREAT::

[Guest alfdogg]

:: runs into the thread and whoops everyone's ass::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM and Hulk engage in a no sell competition with CWM winning::

[Guest alfdogg]

::CWM gets caught in the BACKSLIDE OF ROOKIE DOOM~! for a quick three count for Alf::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Alf pinned CWM's body double....MADE OF DYNAMITE~!::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(is still waiting for someone to fuck with him and his bat)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CED Ordonez]

::walks into the fray and takes Kotzenjunge's bat shot, which in turn he no sells, takes a bow and promptly leaves to the back to cry in private::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(says "damn straight" and sits with Kylie in his skybox to watch the insanity continue)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman sez "fuck this shit" and smashes lightbulbs over everyone who has entered the thread::

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*now with glass stuck in her quad, she leaps up and tries a clothesline on sandman*)

 

(*suddenly tears her other quad and falls down as "chariots of fire" plays*)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT ARRIVES ON THE SCENE~! and... is disqualified, having been looooooong since eliminated in the Battle Royal.::

 

Who keeps bumping this thing? Its like it disappears for a few weeks then BAM! it's back.

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*swings a weak arm at evenflow*)

 

Alfdogg made the last bump.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT blocks and goes for the attack, but a bunch of refs drag him away because he's disqualified::

 

OK, just wondering.

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*points and does the nelson laugh, as her finger suddenly snaps*)

 

D'oh!

[Guest alfdogg]

It's not really elimination, I just thought the name sounded cool.

 

Feel free to rejoin the frey, 'Flow.

 

*wins the European title, forcing TRITEC to change his name to TRINTEC (TheRockIsNotTheEuropeanChampion)*

[Guest Sandman9000]

Evenflow's in?

 

::Sandman grabs more lightbulbs and readies himself for round eighteen billion in Sandman vs. Evenflow::

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*laughs heartily in Alfdogg's face*)

 

HAH! You didn't defeat the Rock for the belt! IT IS NOT LEGAL !!!

 

Or am I really the Rock?

 

(*wanders off to hollywood to film some dumb movie*)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(tells Kylie to shield her eyes for a moment, grabs one of Sandman's lightbulbs, and plants it into his face with a work gloved-hand. He returns to his seat and tells her not much happened, he just didn't want her to see that)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Poor Kotzen doesn't realize that ONE lightbulb isn't going to do much against Sandman. Sandman decides to cross the line, walks over to Kylie, and busts a lightbulb over her head. The shot also knocks all her clothes off, but a strong breeze does that as well, so Sandman has to bad feelings about the last part. Well, any part::

[Guest alfdogg]

::Kylie slaps Sandie, causing him to fall into the BACKSLIDE OF ROOKIE DOOM~! as Alf gets the three count::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman no-sells naked Kylie. Sandman can't believe even he said that too::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(says Sandman has CROSSED THE F-ING LINE and says "NO POBO!!!" He then proceeds to go absolutely insane on Sandman, wrapping whatever he can get his hands on over Sandman's head, and then throws him into a Black Panther rally after painting him white. Fortunately, Kylie is a goddess, so she wasn't affected by the lightbulb)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest alfdogg]

::Sandie still falls prey to the BACKSLIDE~!::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman, who is Asian but now is white, is about to be beaten down by the large angry Black Panther group. However, this black sorority that sent Sandman a letter today (no lie, I don't know why they did either) recognizes Sandman and comes to make the save. As for the backslide, Sandman kicks out at two::

[Guest alfdogg]

::Nick Patrick makes a fast count::

 

OMG~! SCREWJOB~!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman shoots Nick Patrick. Therefore, the three count never happened.

 

Besides, there is no elimination anyway, what is the point of pins?

 

Sandman breaks two bulbs over the head of Alf for his ignorance::