The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest Sandman9000]

I don't know, but the slop looks like fun.

 

::Busts a lightbulb over AustinHHH4Life's head::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Stars bleeding from the forehead, rolls out of the ring, reaches under the ring, grabs a 2/4 wrapped in barbed wire. Sees Sandman gloating, sneaks up behind him and cracks the 2/4 over his head. Grabs another beer and starts pouring it on him::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman hits a low blow and grabs the beer. Sandman pours some of the beer into his mouth, and pulls out a lighter. Once AustinHHH4Life turns around, Sandman blows a fireball into his face::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life covers his left eye due to the burning pain caused by Sandman's fireball. He falls to the ground and rolls out of the ring to give himself some time to recuperate. His left eye looks insanely burnt, but he senses a newfound anger and psychosis inside of himself. He runs back into the ring with a steel chair and clocks Sandman in the back. A psychotic look appears on his face as he begins to repeatedly beat the steel chair onto Sandman's limp carcass. After about 25 chair lacerations. He simply picks him up and delivers the Stunner. He then limps out of the ring and to the backstage area::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::Runs-own-to-the-ring::::

 

:::Nails-Sandman-with-a-Spinning-Heel-Kick-and-then-a-Five

Star-Frog-Splash:::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman sticks his knees up to block the ***** splash. Sandman picks up NBT and delivers the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life comes back out with a beer truck, parks it in front of the ring, puts the whose at Maximum pressure, and sprays Sandman with beer to the point where Sandman almost drowns in it. During the distraction, Austinhhh4life runs in the ring, turns Sandman around and gives him a Stunner for his troubles. Austinhhh4life celebrates by hosing him down with more beer::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NaturalBornThriller-slides-to-a-corner-to-recover.He-then

slides-out-of-the-ring-and-pulls-out-a-Steel-Chair-and-a

Trash-Can-from-under-the-ring.

NBT-hits-Sandman-in-the-head-with-the-Steel-Chair.He

then-sets-Sandman-up-in-a-corner-with-the-Trash-Can.

He-gives-Sandman-a-VanTerminator.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

LOL, this is almost like a "recruitment" thread for the OAOAST.

 

Alfdogg...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

[Guest Angle-plex]

It's the OAOAST all over again!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

It's the OAOAST all over again!

For some reason, Puff Daddy's "Nobody's Gonna Hold Me Down" popped in my head when I read your reply, Angle-Plex.

[Guest Austin3164life]

It's the OAOAST all over again!

For some reason, Puff Daddy's "Nobody's Gonna Hold Me Down" popped in my head when I read your reply, Angle-Plex.

Could be a premonition, or a huge coincidence......

 

All Angle worshipers might take over the smartmark forum......

[Guest crandamaniac]

*gets up from diamond cutter, grabs chair and knocks NBT out w/ it*

*puts chair around NBT's ankle, climbs turnbuckle and..PILLMANIZER!*

[Guest caboose]

*Caboose sets a light the trail of beer!

The trail torches all the way to the truck!...*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::Comes-back-to-the-Ring:::

 

:::Gives-AustinHHH4life-a-"Cold-One".They-drink-together:::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::However, Caboose also sets his fellow TDA member on fire as well!

 

He also sets AustinHHH4Life on fire too, which is a good thing::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

*gets up from diamond cutter, grabs chair and knocks NBT out w/ it*

*puts chair around NBT's ankle, climbs turnbuckle and..PILLMANIZER!*

:::Cradamaniac-swings-the-Steel-Chair,NBT-ducks-and-hits

him-with-a-VANDAMINATOR!!!:::

 

:::NBT-throws-Cradamaniac-over-the-Top-Rope:::

[Guest caboose]

*The trail of fire reaches the truck, BOOM!

Caboose smiles as he gets drenched in beer!*

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life goes on a paranoid-fueled rampage as he starts lacerating Caboose and Sandman with multiple vicious chairshots. He calls NBT and tells him to put a chair around Sandman's ankle. Austin jumps from the second rope and snaps Sandman's ankle in two, while NBT is stomping on Caboose.::

[Guest caboose]

*Caboose grabs NBT's foot and goes into a capture suplex!

Caboose gets up but slips and kicks AustinHHH4Life in the balls on the way down!*

[Guest Austin3164life]

(lol):: Austinhhh4life is holding his crotch area and grimacing as he slips out of the ring and begins to stumble towards the back. He sees NBT down, but he leaves anyway, saluting the fans::

 

DTA.....

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::NBT-recovers.He-is-now-pissed:::

 

:::NBT-cracks-Sandman,Caboose,and-AustinHHH4life-with-the

Steel-Chair:::

[Guest caboose]

*Caboose is drunk from the beer truck explosion and doesn't feel the pain from the chair shot!

Caboose however falls back on his ass and NBT continually delivers chair shots to Caboose!(RR99 Style)*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT:"Say-I-quit,you-Son-Of-A-Bitch"

 

:::NBT-continues-to-smash-Caboose-with-the-Steel-Chair:::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Suddenly, PP appears at the entranceway, walking in a very odd manner)

 

Look out! They're right behind me!!!!!!!

[Guest alfdogg]

::Alfdogg makes the save and dropkicks NBT in the face, then obliterates him with his nunchucks::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life watches everything that's happening from the locker-room area, while drinking Coors Light.::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Limps the the back and snatches the Coors Light from AustinHHH4life's hand and poors it down the back of my shorts)

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........(steam rises from my ass)

[Guest alfdogg]

::But much to PP's dismay, the beer can he grabbed actually had gasoline in it::

 

BTW, AustinHHH4life, I returned your PM.

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life storms out of his room, with his sixpack, jumps in his yellow Corvette, and burns off realizing that Perfect Plex pulled off a Bradshaw in front of him::