The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::no sells death for a 4th time(being Taker's record) and smacks Zorin around like a bitch for having such bullshit powers::

[Zorin Industries 0]

:: takes his beating like a man, then cracks me83 round the head with a 12" copy of Trans-Europa Express by Kraftwerk::

 

Fear the Germans

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(Zorin and Kotzenjunge sit in BLACK MANTA~! and listen to the Miami Vice theme while Zorin's ladies destroy AoO)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Zorin Industries 0]

:: listen to Crocketts theme from Miami Vice as well::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman stuffs a potato into the taipipe of the BLACK MANTA~!::

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::takes out AK-47 and shoots up BLACK MANTA~!, then kisses Kylie just to piss off Spoonie::

 

Cheat to win baby.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::Moonsaults into the one and only "one and only" thread. Leaves opened canister of nerve gas behind::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*kicks the can into the Kotzenjunge thread*

[The Niggardly King 0]

...

[alfdogg 0]

good times

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

::CWM STRUTS in and starts downing beer...Canadian of course. He tosses his empties at Midnight's head::

 

snitch.

[Zorin Industries 0]

:: Zorin uses his intense animal magnetisim to get his ladies to attack AoO::

 

(yes, i know this is bullshit, but still...)

 

What a twat

[Copper Feel 0]

*Cyber Mark shakes his head*