King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2009 *DINGDINGDING* The teams quickly decide on who's going to start. Megan Skye for Holly's team and Sophie for Team Morgan, cheered on by all her team-mates, except Morgan who stands withdrawn from the rest staring at the ringmat. COLE An awkward position for Sophie to be in, teaming [i]with[/i] the girl who took her Women's Title, Morgan, fighting against the team her cousin Josie Baker has backed. COACH L'problem. Sophie and Megan lock up and Sophie applies a headlock, to cheers from her team. But Megan quickly performs a legsweep and Sophie faceplants into the mat, which quietens them down. Sophie checks her face for damage as Megan stomps the back. Picking Sophie up, Megan tests the face again, with a forearm smash. Sophie falls against the ropes and Megan's team-mates are now the more vocal as she stomps the French girl down. COLE Megan Skye taking no nonsense here tonight. I suppose she takes enough of it out of the ring, having to deal with Landon, so why do it here? Irish whip sends Sophie for the ride, but she ducks a clothesline and responds with a crossbody block... 1... 2... No! Sophie reaches her hand forward and tries to make it to her corner, but is cut short with a kick to the ribs. She falls to her knees and Megan delivers a shot to the back, before dragging Sophie across and tagging in Lorelei. COLE In comes Lorelei, with her opponent compromised, of course. Stomps in the corner earn a warning from the referee and earn the referee a cold glare as Lorelei is forced to bring Sophie out into the ring. Snap suplex and a cover... 1... 2.. No. Lorelei drops a knee to Sophie's midsection and reaches out, tagging Holly in. The crowd boo as The Angel Of Death steps in and steps her black combat boot into Sophie's ribs. Morgan continues to shy away from everything around her and makes no eye contact with Holly, who scoops up Sophie and slams her to the mat. With a scowl on her face Holly backs up and glances Morgan's way as she comes off the ropes. But that momentary distraction costs her, as Sophie rolls out of the way of an elbowdrop. "YAAAAAAAAAAY!" Quickly across to her corner, Sophie tags to Melody. COACH Oh, this geek. Powerbar fully charged, Melody comes in a ball of energy. She throws a dropkick, sending Holly head over heels. Holly walks right into a second dropkick. And then a third. Melody lies in wait for Holly to get back up again, hand shaking with anticipation, ready to deliver the JUDO CHOP... ...and Holly just stands there and gives Melody a funny look. So Melody quickly goes low with a drop toehold and oklahoma rolls Holly up instead... 1... 2... No! Holly grumbles to herself as she gets back to her feet, getting frustrated with the speed of Melody. A lunge and grab fails, Melody ducking low and evading. And this time she throws the dreaded JUDO CHOP, bonking Holly right on the top of the head! After a couple of seconds of mild discomfort, Holly realises she's not really that hurt and angrily kicks Melody in the gut, putting her on her BUTT. COLE I think that chop just annoyed Holly. COACH Can you blame her? She's dealing with a nerd. Treat her like one. With Melody left winded and surprised a tag is made, to sister Melissa. Reject's girl smiles from ear to ear as she steps in and starts kicking away at her nerdy Nerdly sibling. Grabbing her by the hair, Melissa throws Melody's face the mat, then turns to pose to the camera. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Melissa picks Melody up and buries a knee to the gut from a clinch. And another. An irish whip then sends Melody off for a back elbow and another batch of posing. All smiles, she shadow-boxes, waiting for Melody to get back up so she can start teeing off. Safe to say Melissa is better at boxing shadows than people though. Her first punch is ducked and she's struck in the face with a Standing Yakuza Kick! COLE Ooh, right to face! That might stop Melissa's preening and posing. COACH That ain't no ordinary face either Michael. That face belongs to the World Champ. He owns that face. So that ain't cool. Tag is made and Molly Nerdly is already halfway to the top rope, ready to fly down onto Melissa with a big Crossbody Block!! COLE Molly taking flight! And Melissa with more than her face to worry about! Completely left reeling by this sudden turnaround, Melissa staggers back to her feet. Molly is waiting with a boot to the gut, before turning her sister over and dishing out the Final Cut (Pro 2)!! 1... 2... 3!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COACH What!? COLE Say goodnight Melissa, time to go back and get the Champ ready. Or look at yourself in the mirror for a couple of hours. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Melissa Nerdly Eliminated by: Molly Nerdly TEAM MORGAN 5 TEAM HOLLY 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Holly and Lorelei are left holding their hands on their heads, while Megan reacts a little quicker and jumps Molly from behind. COLE Well that's an earlier disadvantage for Team Holly, now one girl down. COACH That's okay, plenty of time to recover. Megan clubs away on Molly before looking for an irish whip. Molly is able to reverse the whip and guides Megan into one of the neutral corners. However, she misses with a charge and her controversial Boxoffice Bust crashes into the turnbuckles. Megan turns her around in the corner and starts to go to work, attacking Molly's midsection with a series of middle kicks. COLE There's that kickboxing offence of Megan. Those feet, very proficient. COACH Yeah and they're pretty effective too. COLE ..... With Molly hurt, Lorelei is eager to come back in and gets her wish. Lining up Molly in the corner she charges and puts her rear-end to good use with a running BUTT smash, crushing Molly against the lower turnbuckles. COLE No love lost between Molly and Lorelei, former allies within The Enterprise until the big fallout with Ned Blanchard and Theodore Moneymaker. COACH No love lost between Lorelei and anyone on Morgan's team. Not me though. I got plenty o'love for her. One day.... After dishing out a double axehandle to Molly's back, Lorelei walks over to her opponents' corner and taunts them by throwing a roll of twenty dollar bills from off of her ring attire! Throwing the money at them doesn't prove much of an insult though. Especially when Maya reaches into the ring and snaps up all the bills in astonishingly quick time. A costly insult is then added to as Lorelei is then flung face-first into the corner by a smart move from Molly. COACH What's with all the abuse to the faces here!? Lay off a little, girls! Tag is made and Jade comes in for the first time, to a hearty cheer. She goes to work on Lorelei with forearm shots in the corner before bringing her out with a big running Bulldog!! JADE WHAT'S UP TORONTO!? "YYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!" Maya briefly glances up and shrugs. MAYA That was probably lame. But, I don't give a hoot, I'm already up 140 bucks! Trying to weasel her way out of the ring Lorelei tries to cut a deal and suggest she and Jade should both make a friendly, unrestricted tag to someone else. But she gets a big NO DEAL and popped in the face with a left hand! Jade then paws her with an open right. With a guttural shout, Jade then pulls a 360 and knocks Lorelei down with a big clothesline! COLE And Jade is ROLLING~! Lorelei tries to get to her corner but has her foot caught by Jade. However, a firm kick with the free leg catches Jade right in the breadbasket and she's forced to let Lorelei go, allowing a tag to Megan. Skye comes in and goes right for the kill, aiming high with the CHICK KICK... but Jade ducks and catches Megan on the way back around with a front dropkick to the chest! COACH Her head was nearly rolling there, rolling back up the aisle. COLE But Jade managed to avoid the kick and now back in comes Melody. A little too eager to come in, Melody is forced to check her run. And by the time she's 360'd back around, Megan is waiting and hangs Melody across the top rope with a hotshot! COLE The momentum is shifting back and forth in this one. A real rollercoaster ride for the team captains, or so you'd think, but I'm not even sure Morgan has looked up once since this match started. Megan grabs hold of Melody by the hair and takes her over to a corner. Hopping to the middle rope, Skye sets up for a Tornado DDT. But Melody fights out. Breaking free of Megan's facelock, she takes a step back and unleashes a thunderous SHORYUKEN, causing nerds and geeks around the world to wet themselves with sheer joy! Coincidentally, some of whom sit in this wrestling audience. "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Knocked silly Megan slumps forward and falls off the ropes, right onto Melody's shoulders. Melody carries Megan to the middle of the ring and delivers a big TKO, then rolls on top... 1... 2... 3!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE And just like that, Team Holly are down by two! And Holly cannot believe her eyes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Megan Skye Eliminated by: Melody Nerdly TEAM MORGAN 5 TEAM HOLLY 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Megan is rolled out of the ring, Holly is left with just Lorelei and Malaysia for company and berates her latest beaten team-mate. For the first time in virtually the whole match, Morgan glances up and looks around to see her 'team' with the numbers advantage, almost enough to bring her out of her shell. COLE This is not going the way Holly was expected. Or, I'm sure, the way Josie Baker was expecting. A five to three deficit! COACH If there's one consolation for Holly though, it's that one of those three is Malaysia and she almost counts for two by herself. Having had enough of this crap Holly steps into the ring with a purpose, trying to lead by example. She goes right on the attack on Melody, who is quickly overwhelmed, but manages to fight her way out from Holly's flying fists. Running away to create some distance, she lures Holly in and evades her again, getting across to tag Jade. COLE And Morgan's team making plenty of quick tags, except to Morgan herself. Jade beats Holly to the punch as she comes in and fends Holly off with forearms before she hits the ropes. Able to duck a clothesline, Jade knocks Holly down with a thesz press... 1... 2... No. Rolled off of Holly, Jade quickly picks herself up and dishes out an open left hand. And then an open right. Before Jade can go for the spinning clothesline though Holly reaches out and rakes Jade's eyes! COLE Holly getting desperate. COACH Are you kidding? She'd rake the eyes of a corpse if she thought it would hurt. With Jade momentarily blinded Holly tries to charge at her, only to be blocked off with an elbow. With enough vision left to tag Jade gets over to bring Sophie into the match. The French girl waits for Holly to charge in again and navigates around it, into a schoolgirl... 1... 2... No! Holly goes to grab Sophie's hair, but is tripped up and rolled back onto her shoulders... 1... 2... No! COACH Man, Holly needs to watch herself. If she gets pinned and it's 5 on 2, that ain't gonna go down well with the boss-girl. Tumbling over with Holly, Sophie scrambles back to her feet as well. The French girl ducks a wild clothesline and reaches up, hooking Holly with a neckbreaker! Lorelei despairs from the outside, as Sophie comes off the ropes and follows up with a Big Splash... 1... 2... Kickout! As Holly gets back up Sophie tries to take control and grabs a side headlock. She's turned away from her corner though and thrown to the ropes. Sophie tries to make lemonade out of [i]citrons[/i], preparing to throw a clothesline. But Holly cuts Sophie off with a well-placed boot. Holly then takes a step to the side and SLAMS her combat boot into the side of Sophie's head! COLE Ooh! COACH Dayyum! Sophie looks shocked to have been hit so hard and holds her ear in pain. Hauling Sophie right back up, Holly takes aim, flinging the French girl hard into the turnbuckles. As she staggers out, Sophie then suffers another kick to the gut and is given a dose of PERCUSSION to her already ringing head! COLE That's going to do it for Sophie, I'm afraid. 1... 2... 3!!! COACH That oughta even things up a little bit. COLE That kick to the head was just too much to recover from. Sophie's bell was well and truly rung. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Sophie Eliminated by: Holly TEAM MORGAN 4 TEAM HOLLY 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Sophie rolls outside into friendly arms, Jade comes in to replace her and lays into Holly with some forearm shots. Holly cuts Jade off with a knee to the gut, then rears back and delivers one hard right hand to drop Little Miss California. She then tags in Lorelei, who quickly sends Jade off the ropes. Jade ducks underneath a clothesline though, waiting for Lorelei to turn around and delivering the Sweet Dreams! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jade looks over to her corner and points to Morgan, asking the crowd if they want to see her in. COLE Looks like we might see the team captain in for the first time... or, maybe not. Continuing to shy away from any contact with her team Morgan hangs her head and sadly shakes it, not wanting to come in. Jade asks the crowd to make a little more noise, hoping that will help. And Maya tries to convince Morgan from the outside. COACH Come on, if the girl doesn't want in, she don't want in. Leave her alone. COLE They're just trying to include Morgan in the match, what's so wrong about that? COACH They want her to get beat so she won't turn around and zap them, that's what they want. COLE I don't think so. Finally, after much coaxing, Morgan meekly reaches out her hand and makes the tag. And some of the crowd cheer, which takes her a little off-guard. Jade holds Lorelei in place, a look of fear on the Money Honey's face as Morgan walks in and gives her a boot in the ribs. COLE Teamwork from Morgan and Jade! Lorelei shuffles back into a corner and tries to beg off from Morgan. Her pleas of "WE'RE STILL FRIENDS" fall on deaf ears though and she's dragged to her feet... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a knifedge strike to the chest! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And another. Her assets stinging, Lorelei reaches out and shoves Morgan away. It's only when Morgan picks herself back up when Lorelei realises what she's done, seeing the look on the Women's Champion's face. And before Lorelei even has a chance to beg off Morgan unleashes with a Lightning Kick, repeatedly kicking Lorelei in the corner. COLE And Morgan, unleashing her fury on Lorelei! Couldn't happen to a nicer person! COACH What are you talking about? Lorelei gave Morgan everything she ever wanted. Love, loyalty, safety, money. And this is how you get repaid? Once Lorelei is beaten down sufficiently, Morgan whips her former "friend" out of the corner. Lorelei gets her foot up on the turnbuckle to stop another collision, then sticks out an elbow to nail Morgan coming in. A bodyslam puts Morgan down and suddenly a vengeful look comes over Lorelei's face. She smiles an evil smile, grabbing Morgan's wrist and dragging her over. Lorelei then looks up at Malaysia... but as she goes to tag her, Holly intercepts the tag and comes in instead. COACH Uh-oh, Holly wants in and she wants a piece of Morgan! Holly goes right to work with her heavy boots, stomping the tiny frame of the Women's Champion repeatedly. Poor Morgan is rocked with every stomp and she tries to cover up, as the referee moves in to get Holly to back up. The ref manages to keep Holly at bay long enough for Morgan to pick herself up, letting out a SCREAM of rage and DIVING onto Holly with a wild frenzy of slaps and scratches!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COACH SHIT JUST GOT REAL! Ripping and clawing at each other Holly and Morgan roll around on the mat, as everyone else looks on helplessly. Lorelei steps in ready to break the fight up, as does Jade, cancelling each other out while Morgan and Holly roll underneath the bottom rope and land in a heap on the arena floor... and then keep fighting some more!! COLE These two are GOING AT IT! I don't think there's enough people in this building to pull Morgan and Holly apart! COACH They might have to wait until one of them has ripped the other's flesh off and they're just dealing with a carcass! As the fight continues, the referee stands over the ropes, helplessly to do anything except count. Morgan and Holly pay absolutely no attention to that, too busy trying to claw each other's eyes out and choke each other unconscious. And it doesn't take long for the referee to reach ten (roughly ten seconds, as luck would have it!) and signal to the outside. COLE I tell you what, if OAOAST officials sign these two to another one on one match, we may never have seen a fight like it! These two aren't trying to beat each other. They're trying to HARM each other! Referees pile out from the back and the action in the ring has stopped, everybody transfixed on this war unfolding in front of them. It takes at least 8 people to pull Holly and Morgan apart. 8 brave men, Holly and Morgan kicking and lashing out in an attempt to get at each other again. "LET THEM FIGHT!" "LET THEM FIGHT!" "LET THEM FIGHT!" "LET THEM FIGHT!" COACH No, don't let them fight! They're gonna rip each other to shreds! Morgan starts throwing a fit, clearly not happy with being manhandled by four referees telling her to calm down. And as she starts to freak out, Maya rushes over to try and help out, seeing Morgan in distress. Maya's way seems to work a little better than the referees. But all of a sudden, Holly breaks free of the referees restraining her and BOOTS Morgan right in the head, sending her flying back against the barricade!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" COLE Oh, what a cheapshot! What a cheapshot! Morgan lays hurt on the floor as Holly is restrained again and dragged away by the referees. A camera follows her up the ramp, which even on PPV is a bad idea and sends the bleep button into overdrive. COLE We apologise for those comments by Holly... uhm, [i]all[/i] of them. I think we've finally got some order restored here but at the cost of Morgan being hit with a vicious kick, which she didn't even see coming. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled that both Holly and Morgan Nerdly have been COUNTED OUT! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Morgan Nerdly and Holly Eliminated by: Double CO TEAM MORGAN 3 TEAM HOLLY 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The remaining referees and Maya try to tend to Morgan and help her to the back, Holly now hauled off and out of earshot. Thankfully. COLE So that's both team captains gone. And what are we left with... we've got Melody, Molly and Jade on one side. And on the other, Lorelei DeCenzo and Malaysia, who has yet to tag in during this entire match. Don't expect that to last long. As the two remaining teams regroup, Melody steps in for her team. Lorelei assumes leadership with Holly gone and she tries to motivate Malaysia, before sending her into the ring. COACH What a gracious woman, finally letting Malaysia have her turn in the ring. Unselfish to a fault, Lorelei DeCenzo. COLE That's one way of looking at it. If you're an idiot. Malaysia squares up to her nerdiest sister and dares her to take a free shot. Melody knows too much about her sister to fall for that though and dodges behind, trying to put Malaysia out with a sleeper hold. Hands on hips, Malaysia doesn't seem concerned and reaches up, dumping Melody over to the mat. Dusting herself off, Melody moves in again, but gets grabbed by the throat! Melody bats at Malaysia's arm, trying to break her grip. A firm shove sends The Game Genie stumbling back against the ropes, bouncing her back into an equally firm boot to the chest! COLE There has never been a competitor in the women's division so physically dominant as Malaysia. You think of all the success Krista and Alix have had against the male competitors, but a lot of that success comes from technique and strategy. Malaysia is an absolute powerhouse! Picking Melody back up, Malaysia rears back and brings a booming forearm down across the back. Another hard forearm leaves Melody wincing in pain. Thrown to the ropes, Melody ducks under a clothesline though, coming back with a flying body tackle. Clumsy and not very elegant, it doesn't do much but stagger Malaysia. Melody tries again, with the same result. So she hits the ropes a third time and catches Malaysia in a sunset flip... 1... 2... No! Melody stomps on Malaysia as she gets back up, not doing enough to keep her down. Hitting the ropes again Melody looks to dish out some Nerdly Revenge, going for the Wheelbarrow Bulldog... ...but Malaysia shoves Melody down, face-first into the mat! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Like she was nothin'! Grabbing onto Melody's feet before they fall out of reach, Malaysia quickly steps through and applies the Inverted Boston Crab!! Melody thinks about crawling for the ropes, but not for long, before tapping out! COACH One down. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Melody Nerdly Eliminated by: Malaysia Nerdly TEAM MORGAN 2 TEAM HOLLY 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Molly jumps Malaysia as soon as she lets Melody go, but does little better in inflicting damage on big sister. In no mood for taking shit, Malaysia grabs Molly and takes her over to a corner, then starts driving shoulders into the ribs. COACH Like. She. Was. Nothin'! COLE Malaysia is taking the fight to her sisters. There's no such thing as a handicap match in her mind. And now the sides have been evened up. After working Molly over with the shoulders, Malaysia whips her across the ring and delivers a crushing Avalanche!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE And look at the big smile on Lorelei's face. COACH Even money couldn't buy a better partner. Molly falls to her knees gasping for air. Hanging her sister over the rope, Malaysia chokes her against the middle rope with a sinister smile on her face. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Malaysia lets go of Molly, only to place her head the other side of the ropes and pull back on the hair this time! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" COACH Just like the good ol' days up the road in Edmonton at the Nerdly compound. COLE House. COACH Same thing. Dragging Molly back up, Malaysia sends her away to arm's length, then drags her back into a forearm shot. Molly falls to her knees again. Malaysia decides to inflict some more pain by pulling back on the hair again, then breaking the count by throwing Molly face-first into the mat. Over in the corner Jade and Maya do their best to encourage Molly, but it's clear she's completely at her sister's mercy. Especially when her neck is stepped on and she's left trapped in place, unable to escape. COLE This doesn't look good at all for Molly. Or for Jade. Picked back up, Molly is scooped up into Malaysia's arms with ease. And then thrown with even more ease, right across the ring with a Fallaway Slam! JADE COME ON MOLLY! YOU CAN DO IT! MAYA SAVE YOURSELF! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! JADE :huh: MAYA Sorry, gotta stay on message, huh? Malaysia waits for Molly to pick herself back up and charges at her, aiming with a hard Yakuza kick to the chest... but Molly sidesteps and goes for a backslide! COLE Look at this, a counter! COACH No way. No way. No way is right, Molly without the strength to pull Malaysia down. And what was a nice idea turns out to be the beginning of the end, as Malaysia turns around and grabs Molly in a gutwrench. Jade watches on, fearful for her team-mate, knowing exactly how it feels to suffer the CANADIAN BACKBREAKER PILEDRIVER!!!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COACH Bye bye boobies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Molly Nerdly Eliminated by: Malaysia Nerdly TEAM MORGAN 1 TEAM HOLLY 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With Molly thrown aside Malaysia looks over to the last girl standing on the opposition. Trepidation would be a good way to describe Jade's mood at this point, despite the support of the Toronto crowd starting up. Lorelei leans over the ropes and pats Malaysia on the back for a job well done, a big smile on her face. COLE And what a position this leaves Jade in. COACH Her only hope is to turn tail and run. No lie. Malaysia is just slayin' girls. And if that weren't bad enough, she's got someone just as dominant waiting on the apron to be tagged and do the same! COLE Are you kidding me? Jade slowly climbs into the ring and squares up with Malaysia, no stranger to the most dominant Nerdly of the bunch. Malaysia smiles down at Jade and remarks "long time, no see", about as unnervingly as is humanly possible. But Jade doesn't back down and unloads with forearms shots! Getting about four in, Jade has the presence of mind to duck underneath a swing from Malaysia and catch her with another four or five quick strikes. COLE Jade has found the formula to beat Malaysia in the past. Hit and run, try and keep this mighty woman on her toes. Failing, Jade is suddenly on her toes, thanks to Malaysia gripping the top of her cheerleader costume and nearly lifting her feet off the mat. A careless shove sends Jade tumbling back into a corner. But as Malaysia charges, Jade dodges out of the way and Malaysia hits the turnbuckles. Jumping up, Jade pins Malaysia in... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" ...and no more, Malaysia suddenly lifting Jade up off the ropes and holding her by the throat! COLE Uh-oh! Malaysia leaves Jade hanging for a few seconds before dropping her the considerable distance to the mat. The back of Jade's head bounces off the mat and Malaysia places her foot on her body... 1... 2... Kickout! Jade slowly crawls to the ropes, needing their help to get to her feet. Stalking right behind, Malaysia waits for Jade to reach out, then stands on her hand! COLE Malaysia is startig to enjoy herself. In that sick, twisted way of her's. Pulled back to her feet, Jade is struck in the chest with a forearm and crumbles to the mat. "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" Maya plays cheerleader, realising her sister needs some help. All the fans in the world joining hands and spelling out Jade's name with multi-coloured flashlights probably wouldn't do much good against Malaysia though. She tries to fight back, punching Malaysia in the breadbasket. Malaysia just shrugs the shots off though, clubbing Jade in the back to snuff her out. Reaching down, Malaysia then scoops Jade up and delivers a big Side Slam! LORELEI MALAYSIA! TAG! TAG ME IN! Not used to get orders, outside of foreplay at least, Malaysia looks at Lorelei with some curiousity as she demands the tag. So Lorelei takes it upon herself and pats her partner on the shoulder. COLE I guess Lorelei's satisfied that Malaysia's done the work. And now she wants the glory. COACH Well that's cool. Malaysia enjoys doing the work more than she would the glory anyway. Lorelei picks up right away, putting the boots to the defenceless Jade to the disgust of the crowd. Revelling in it Lori gives the "money fingers" to the crowd as she picks Jade up. COACH Looking good, Lori! After a couple of blows across the back Lorelei loads Jade up, whipping her to the ropes. Lorelei attempts a back elbow, but Jade ducks underneath and gets ready to throw a big forearm. However, Lorelei catches her. Jade elbows her way out of the uranage attempt, only for Lorelei to grab hold of the hair and tug Little Miss California down to the mat by it. Boos rain down on The Money Honey as she hooks Jade up, a smirk on her face. Hooking the leg, she takes Jade up, looking for the Cash Flow... BUT JADE COUNTERS WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" LORELEI :O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Lorelei DeCenzo Eliminated by: Jade Rodez-Duncan TEAM MORGAN 1 TEAM HOLLY 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lorelei looks stunned and hounds the referee, refusing to believe what happened. COLE A lapse of concentration from Lorelei and she is gone! What a move from Jade! And we're down to one on one! Rubbing Lorelei's face in defeat, the wacky dance of Maya Duncan-Blanchard just makes the loss all the harder for Lorelei to bare. She finally leaves the ring, bitching out people in the crowd as they wave her goodbye. COLE Looks like The Money Honey finally got too greedy. COACH Oh you're just bringing the laughs tonight, aren't you? BOOOOOO! You suck! This is horrible. With Lorelei gone, Jade drags herself to the ropes. Weary and winded, she hangs against the ropes, watching on disheartened as she sees Malaysia stepping back into the ring to face her again. Malaysia doesn't look concerned about being left on her own. Far from it. She smiles and waves for Jade to get back to her feet. "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" Determined not to let anyone down Jade picks herself up and squares up to Malaysia one more time. COLE After all the battles these two had last year, this is what it comes down to tonight. Jade and Malaysia. Once she's summouned up some energy, Jade prepares to throw the first shot, but Malaysia beats her to it by grabbing her around the throat! Jade fights and struggles but Malaysia backs her across the ring, into a corner. The referee gives Malaysia a five count and she breaks on four, to throw a big forearm... but Jade dodges out of the way. Right hands start flying as Jade tries to take advantage of this opportunity, wailing away on Malaysia. Jade then tries an irish whip. But Malaysia doesn't budge. COLE Uh-oh. No go! Jade's eyes widen as Malaysia pulls her back in and throws a short clothesline. Jade avoids it though. Finding herself in the corner, Jade quickly kicks up off the turnbuckles, thrusting her boots into the chest of Malaysia. Malaysia staggers back as Jade hops to the middle rope. After an appeal to the crowd Jade then leaps forward, hooking Malaysia for what looks like a swinging DDT... but Malaysia CATCHES Jade! Stopping short of being DDTed, Malaysia lifts Jade back up on her shoulder and drops her over her head with ease! COLE What a show of power, just deadlifting Jade and backdropping her like she was nothing. Freakish. COACH Oh, she's a freak alright. COLE I didn't mean in that way. COACH She's a freak in many ways. As Jade picks herself up, Malaysia lays in wait. Off the ropes she delivers a running boot to the chest and covers... 1... 2... No! Malaysia smirks to herself as she leads Jade back to her feet. Slipping behind she applies a rear naked choke and watches as Jade struggles for every breath. Jade tries to fight the hold and quickly sinks to her knees, being choked out. COLE Look at that sick smile on the face of Malaysia. Jade is going out and she knows it. COACH I don't think that's what she's smiling about Mikey. She's smiling about what she's going to do once Jade's defenceless! Hitting the ring mat in a desperate attempt to keep her sister awake Maya looks on, concerned. Jade hears this and tries to fight back. She manages to get a hand in between her throat and Malaysia's arm, aleviating a bit of the pressure and allowing her to get back to one knee. But Malaysia just lets her go. And as Jade regains much needed breath, Malaysia comes off the ropes again. Jade stands back up, just as Malaysia aims another boot at the chest... ...but Jade sidesteps! Leaping onto Malaysia's back she tries a sleeper hold of her own, but Malaysia is too strong and backs Jade into the turnbuckles. Jade lets go of the sleeper, but doesn't let Malaysia go, moving up onto her shoulders and taking her down with a Victory Roll!! 1... 2... NO! COLE Couldn't hold Malaysia down. A good idea though. It may take a quick pin or roll-up to win this. Jade gets up on the ropes again and looks to the crowd for some more support, as she takes off... ...and gets CAUGHT again! Malaysia smiles and then throws Jade back over her head with a Fallaway Slam, as Maya gives a resigned shake of the head. COLE That, however, was not such a good idea. Stalking over to where Jade landed, Malaysia licks her lips. Dragging Jade back up she takes her time, slowly and deliberately hooking Jade in a gutwrench position. Malaysia then hoists Jade up over her shoulder... and Jade, realising she's in a bad place, starts to fight. Able to squirm free Jade manages to slip free and land on her feet behind Malaysia, to the relief of the crowd. As Malaysia turns around, Jade lands a forearm. And another. Neither with much behind them. COLE Jade not giving up here, she's giving everything she has. COACH And even that's not enough. With a kick to the gut, Jade doubles Malaysia over and leaps over top, looking for a sunset flip. Malaysia stands firm though and reaches down, picking Jade back up by the throat! Jade breaks free, going to the midsection with another kick. COLE Malaysia just can't seem to put Jade away here! Jade tries to whip Malaysia into a corner, but it's reversed. There's still enough left in Little Miss California to make one more leap to the ropes, landing on the middle ready to counter-attack. But Malaysia closes her down. And suddenly, fear hits Jade, as she's caught on the ropes. Malaysia reaches up and pulls Jade down onto her shoulder, carrying her away from the corner and DRIVING her down into the mat with the Piledriver!!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Well, that oughta put her away. Malaysia sits for a second, smiling sinisterly, before turning Jade over... 1... 2... 3!!! *DINGDINGDING!* The crowd give a dejected boo, a boo that was already resigned to defeat. Maya hangs her head on the apron as Malaysia hovers over Jade, still grinning. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and SOLE SURVIVOR... MALAYSIA NEEEERRDDLLLYYYYYY!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Jade Rodez-Duncan Eliminated by: Malaysia Nerdly SOLE SURVIVOR: MALAYSIA NERDLY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Malaysia stands over Jade, the referee hesitant to even raise her hand in victory for fear of what she might do. COLE The battle began with Holly and Morgan, looking to get the upper hand over the other. But in the end, it's the dominance of Malaysia that is the story. She may not be much of a team player, but she didn't need to be tonight. Just too big, too strong and too powerful. Malaysia leaves the ring, looking back briefly at what she's left behind, before she walks off content with her work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
