The One and Only Raw Thread for 7/1/02

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Undertaker sells for NOBODY.

[Guest Flyboy]

HA! Undertaker is not even worried about J. Hady... HA!

[Guest Choken One]

Jesus..They are really Giving Jeffery Hardy the hype here.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Jesus..They are really Giving Jeffery Hardy the hype here.

Good. Isnt that what the net marks want?! BUILD UP~! Yessire.

[Guest Nevermortal]

If Hardy wins, I quit.

 

[until Thursday]

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

this is a dead giveaway that Jeff Hardy's gonna win the title. Possibly he can get the belt while lifted up for the Last Ride.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

They gave Jeff a video package?

 

You don't think they are serious in giving Jeff the title now do you? (remember the HHH video package?)

[Guest Flyboy]

Jesus..They are really Giving Jeffery Hardy the hype here.

Buildup for another squash or buildup for the win (that I DON'T want to happen).

[Guest Vyce]

0.2 seconds. That's long it took for an Smark to bitch about Beniot losing. Grow Up. It's a fucking wrestler. Nobody remembers who won the match but The beatdown that followed. Why do it take a simple guy so hard? Chris Beniot is not Jesus Christ. Chris Beniot is a wrestler second...Father/Husband first.

Oh come off it. Let us have this one complaint.

 

I wouldn't be upset if it was Eddy / Benoit losing to someone with, you know, actual talent. But instead they have to job to a glorified garbage wrestler. Who's finishing move I HATE. Eddy gets knocked unconcious by a fucking atomic drop. I'm outraged, so should you.

 

I'm not necessarily one of those people who feels that Benoit or Eddy should win EVERY match, but I do get fucking pissed when they have to lose to someone who is so obscenely below them talentwise on just about every single level conceivable.

 

******

 

Good news! Jeff isn't winning tonight.

[Guest Dmann2000]

I'm sorry guys I'm not hear to start no flame wars. Seriously though the Nash jokes are getting repetitive. I find the guy midly entertaining though not as a wrestler. But after the 4,237th joke about Nash being lazy, well it's jumped the shark

[Guest Nezbyte]

this is a dead giveaway that Jeff Hardy's gonna win the title. Possibly he can get the belt while lifted up for the Last Ride.

We (my pals and me) were talking about that, actualy. Wouldnt be a terrible finish.

[Guest M Nyland]

the reason we make Nash jokes is the same reason we don't make...oh...say....D-Lo Brown jokes.....Nash is an easy target with lovely hair...

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Even if they give Jeff the title, everyone on the planet earth KNOWS Kurt will beat the shit out of him this Thursday.

[Guest The Superstar]

To quote JR: I smell a rat.

 

I mean, would they be that stupid to hotshot the title again?

 

 

Then again...the belt has lost most of its credibility so...who cares, RIGHT?!

[Guest The Superstar]

X-Pac's DEAD! HALLELUJAH!

[Guest Flyboy]

Master Obi Book Kenobi has struck!

[Guest TheHulkster]

We're one jeff hardy title win from the best raw of the year.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

I think the Jeff Hardy reign will be the second shortest title reign in WWE history. (counting tomorrow's taping or Thursday.)

[Guest Nevermortal]

When Big Show was over X-Pac, he should've went to his knees, held his arms in the air, and shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DAMN YOUS! DAMN YOUS!"

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Guys, let's stop complaining and blindly accept what Vince is putting out. Whadda ya say? huh? huh?

[Guest bob_barron]

The Dudleyz are both good in the ring and are not "obscenely below" Benoit-n-Eddy. They are over with the fans and are now moreso /c of that match.

 

Why should I be outraged by wrestlers getting more over???

 

BTW- Bubba has more charisma then Benoit. He isnt obscenely below him in that department

[Guest Army Eye]

And people wonder WHY we're HHHaters...

Actually people wonder why Benoit just made his return and all you guys can think about is HHH

[Guest Nezbyte]

I think the Jeff Hardy reign will be the second shortest title reign in WWE history. (counting tomorrow's taping or Thursday.)

And the first is Kane's? Not even 24 hours, that one.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Well the retarded kid at school was always an easy target right? doesn't mean it was right or that it didn't get old to pick on him.

 

There I just compared Nash to a retarded kid, have a field day with that.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I think the Jeff Hardy reign will be the second shortest title reign in WWE history. (counting tomorrow's taping or Thursday.)

Yokozuna held the title for about 2 minutes at Wrestlemania 9, before dropping it to Hogan. And can't foget about Kane's 1 day title reign, so it'd be the 3rd.

[Guest bob_barron]

Jeff will have a longer reign then Yoko and Andre and be tied with Kane and Bret I think

[Guest Nevermortal]

Yoko's at WM IX is the shortest.

[Guest thebigjig]

Only in the WWF would Bubba Ray Dudley get a win over Eddy or Benoit.

 

Fuck you, WWE, this is why I hate you so much.

THEN STOP WATCHING IT!

 

Jesus Christ. If you hate the food you're eating, don't eat it. If you hate the girl you're dating, don't date her. If you hate the sport you play, don't play it... and, if you hate wrestling so much, STOP WATCHING IT.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Jeff Hardy will lose the title to HHH somehow!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Notice how X-Pac removed himself from a match where Booker's going over? And they say HHH is the smartest man in wrestling.