The One and Only Raw Thread for 7/1/02

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

CABLE IS STILL OUT! What is going on now?

[Guest Choken One]

No...Yokozuna lasted 2:33.

[Guest M Nyland]

Well the retarded kid at school was always an easy target right? doesn't mean it was right or that it didn't get old to pick on him.

 

There I just compared Nash to a retarded kid, have a field day with that.

Sorry....I can make fun of guys that are paid an obscene amount of money to do what Nash does....making fun of the handicapped is wrong. I don't even do Droz jokes.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Yoko's at WM IX is the shortest.

Andre had it for about 30 seconds back in 1988.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

lame

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Jeff will have a longer reign then Yoko and Andre and be tied with Kane and Bret I think

Forgot about Bret's 1 day reign in 97, was Andre ever officially recognized with the title? I thought it was like a Jericho/Benoit job where he "wins" it but since he forfeights it he never actually was champ. Anyway, I guess Hardy's reign would be 4th or 5th, except you are all buying into the WWE hype machine, HARDY IS NOT WINNING THE TITLE! They want you to think he is, but believe me, they're not crazy enough to do that. It would piss Taker off to no end as well. They're just establishing feuds for Taker on both RAW and Smackdown, so he has something to do and not just give boring interviews directed towards a guy on another show.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Book won, cheaply though.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

A countout victory?? Um...okay.

[Guest The Superstar]

WHY WON'T THE NWO JOB CLEAN!??!?! It's not like they're a force or anything.

[Guest M Nyland]

Wow...Vince held the World Title longer than Yokozuna....

 

 

 

SPINAROONIE!!!

[Guest CanadianChris]

WTF?? A COUNTOUT?????

 

Jeebus.

[Guest bob_barron]

Booker knocked Big Show out!!

 

SPINAROONIE!!!

 

 

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKA

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

OH, come on! A countout win?

 

Oh, well, I guess it was best for business.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Jeff Hardy will lose the title to HHH somehow!

Ok, to hate Triple H is one thing, but this whole reference to Triple H in every match has to stop. Benoit makes a nice comeback in the ring, and all you guys can think of is why he didn't win (triple H)......sheesh.....

[Guest Dmann2000]

Oh I can hear the complaints now Booker won by Count Out, they didn't let him pin Big Show, the sky is falling Vince is the Devil!

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

X-Suck is a sneaky bastard.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I thought that Andre was never recognized because of the whole Hebner thing?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

It's time for the next Big Show turn.. at the hands of the Dudes with Attitudes!

[Guest CanadianChris]

There I just compared Nash to a retarded kid, have a field day with that.

That's not fair. Now go apologize to the retarded kid.

[Guest Dmann2000]

That's funny, you guys speculating of a reign that hasn't happened yet

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

don't you know that you insulted one genre of fans for Kurt Angle, alot of his fans are retarded!

 

oh.. sorry...

[Guest bob_barron]

WWE Title History recognises Andre as champ.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Finally a win for Booker T. I'm suprised he's gotten the mini-push over the nWold......sucka!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I would not mine if Jeff took the victory myself. At least the Smark bitching would be entertaining, and, heck, it is not like anything they are doing now is setting the world afire, so, maybe it will be a refreshing change from the usual.

[Guest M Nyland]

Actually...all HHH jokes aside....Benoit didn't really deserve to win. You have to pay your dues!

 

Okay....kidding aside again....at least he got his heat back afterwards in an awesome display of beatdownedness...

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I thought that Andre was never recognized because of the whole Hebner thing?

exactly, me too. He was never officially recognized as champ, much like Jericho and Benoit...

[Guest Dmann2000]

I'm sorry Mr. Shannon

[Guest goodolemr]

The Big Show is out of the nWo! Boy, this group is going places!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

That's funny, you guys speculating of a reign that hasn't happened yet

What else are we gonna do?

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

While we are on the subject of short reigns, who can tell me what the shortest Intercontinental, Tag Team, Women's, and European title reigns were? (Hardcore doesn't count because of 24/7)