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Welcome Part 2 of a 3 part Wresling Week Wrap Up.

More on the near shocking but not suprising segment on WCW Smackdown Thunder.

But first, a Special Edition of the Raw Match Review! (By Phil Schneider over At DVDVR)

GOOD GAWD THIS SHOW SUCKED

 

WHAT WORKED:

 

TKG: Lawler being unable to respond to Ross' comment " If you had a sixteen year old daughter you'd feel differently". C'mon Ross he's had plenty of sixteen year old daughters.

 

WHAT DIDN'T WORK:

 

PAS: I guess the WWF got both Chyna and Sable in Playboy so they are the masters of getting she-males over as sex symbols. Kind of makes sense that when Hogan's man faced daughter's career stalls a bit, he gets back on TV.

 

TKG: Big Show stuck tagged with Kane against Schnitsky and Edge. Damnit they traded Jindrak over to this show why are we stuck still watching Kane and Schnitsky.

 

PAS: Man first Juventud comes out in a lawn mower with a inflatable Corona bottle and now Chavo denounces his Mexicaness. Did Stephanies maid steal her earings or something?

 

TKG: Who is "Embarased by his heritage" Chavo going to feud with on the all Aryan show? Is Cena going to call him out? Cena rapping about Chavo selling out by having good diction I guess might be amusing. You can't work o'fay Shelton as a face vs. wannabe Chavo. Someone needs to rent School Daze: if you're gonna book a wannabe heel, you need the jiggaboo face.

 

TKG: Poor poor Viscera. What did he do to deserve getting stuck working these turds. I thought getting rid of Grenier meant I was going to get to start seeing Mabel against decent workers. Boy was I wrong. I guess he could work face vs. Chavo....but I don't know. He dated Lillian Garcia. she may be a shade darker than most AKA's but still.

 

TKG: I have to watch both a Highlight Reel and a Cabana? Aw fuck I'd rather see current Missy doing Missy's Manor. That Highlight Reel really made me miss Sylk the Shokker. HOOTTIE HOO!!!!

 

PAS: Is Bruce Pritchard still around, maybe we could get a Rio's Roundup.

 

TKG: Dupree vs. Venis was best match on this show and really felt like they might have a really good match that they can build to. But given what both are capable of this was disappointing. I hope they are eventually given more time and have a match I can put on the top.

 

PAS: I don't remember Venis stuffing his trunks before, but he clearly stuck a Kielbasa down there to work Dupree. This whole show kind of felt booked by Russo, maybe Venis and Dupree will feud with the Hotshots.

 

TKG: What the fuck was that thing Michaels was attempting to do? The Eddie reversal of the Angle Slam into a DDT? Thats one of the worst DDTs I've ever seen. I mean Jimmy Garvin had a nice DDT...how hard is it to execute a DDT??? Michaels also should never do the Hogan pose off. HOLY SHIT, MEAN GENE SUPERKICKED HOGAN!!!!

Here is the WCW Smackdown Results:

Chris Benoit vs. Booker T (3 Stars point blank- good start and intresting finish. However it could have been a longer match.

JBL vs. The Blue Meanie (w/the bWo) (No-DQ) (JBL cuts the best promo of his career, only to get a taste of his own medicene.)

MNM (w/Melina) © vs. Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio (The storyline gets intresting here with Eddy, Ray)

Matt Morgan vs. William Regal

(No Match, Mexicools Take care of Matt Morgan- this has to be the last time before they start having matches.)

Christian vs. Batista (non-title)

(2* Match between these two)

I would have given the win for the Third Week in the row to Smackdown.

However, it was this segement that was uncalled for...

Daivari vs. The Undertaker

Man...I am one of these dudes that lisen to the savage nation, and all the rest. And even I was dumbfounded. But this is not suprising in the WWE. They are one of the last non PC show on the planet. They pretty much want to push Hassan to the moon- but the way they did it- damn. (but then again, Savage would love Vince as President of the US because even he thinks Bush isnt strong enough on the war on terror)

And I keep harping on why there needs to be a strong womens division... If this is the best the men can do get over with, then the industry is in huge trouble. Heyman played the game, but back then- he wasnt being stupid with it. Today, Vince is using the same 90's trick and hope magic strikes twice. Its ugly. Really Ugly.

Here are some more cuts the WWE Has made:

David "Gangrel" Heath, Billy Kidman, Kenzo Suzuki, Matt Morgan, Jackie Gayda, Charlie Haas, Joy Giovanni, Dawn Marie, Marty Jannetty, Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley...

But guess what?

Big Vito Returns....as well as:

WWE fans have not seen Brock Lesnar since his WrestleMania XX match against Goldberg. Shortly afterwards, the former WWE Champion left the sports-entertainment world in favor of pursuing an NFL career. Today, however, Lesnar has confirmed that he is scheduled to meet with Vince McMahon tomorrow to talk about a possible return to the ring.

 

“I’m excited about getting my working boots on and getting back to business,” Lesnar told WWE.com during a phone interview.

 

While Lesnar is excited about a return to the ring, he realizes that nothing is definite. “I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow in the meeting,” said Lesnar. “I don’t know if I’m returning to WWE, I really don’t. In order for this to happen, it has to work for both Vince and myself.”

 

A return to WWE may come as a shock to some fans, as the Internet has been buzzing recently about the rumors of a strained relationship between Lesnar and McMahon. “We need to get on the same page,” admitted Lesnar, regarding their relationship. “There’s some hard feelings on both ends of this. Sometimes it takes a little time to heal. We’ll know more tomorrow.”

 

The former WWE Superstar admits that some of the responsibility rests on him. “I had some maturing to do. There comes a time in everybody’s life when you have to grow up” said Lesnar. “But professional wrestling is in my blood. I may have second guessed it in the past, but I know it now.”

 

Be sure to check back here as more information on Brock Lesnar’s meeting with Vince McMahon becomes available.

 

What in the world has happend this week?

Well, if we want some sane news- you going have to wait a few hours...

Sane as sane can be these days...

Be back in a few