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1/19: NFL Black Coaches, Pickkks

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8:45 p.m.

 

• I just heard from the better half that the mother-in-law found a preggers test wrapper in her one trash can. The out-of-control niece-in-law is the only other female that live at that residence. Hmmm.

 

7:15 p.m.

 

• So Vern Gagne, when submitting his kkk Bowl IV picks to me this week, asked the following.

 

If it's two black coaches in the SB, do you pull for the lighter skinned one?

 

Ooooooh, fuck. I didn't notice this. If those two do take their teams to the Super Bowl, I think the media circle-jerk would make Manning Bowl I look like the beltway press coverage that a Republican President gets for a good economy. (Smitty, I can hear you typing your rebuttal right now. Stop it now. It’s too easy a target for you. I expect more from you.) The sad thing is I like both Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith. I have been a Dungy fan ever since he was coaching Tampa Bay, although I did agree with the Bucs bringing in Gruden. Long story short: Dungy took the Bucs from the shit pile of NFL teams and made them contenders. However, Tampa’s ownership wanted to win it all, so they brought in an asshole who wasn’t as soft-spoken. It worked. So fuck all the people who shouted RACISM when this coaching change was made. Regarding Smith, I liked him when he was defensive coordinator at St. Louis, and I remember when Marvin Lewis got the head coaching gig in Cincinnati, I had said at the time that I thought Smith should have been hired instead. Well, it all seemed to work out for Lovie in the end. Good for each of them. However, I’m not ready to deal with all the media crap with either one of them making it to the Super Bowl. (Has there ever been a black head coach in the Super Bowl? I don't think so.) Go whitey.

 

5:05 p.m.

 

• So I started playing NCAA Football '05. I figured that if I do that export class thingy I might get back into playing Madden as well. So far my Shittsburgh Panthers kicked the shit out of two nobody teams. Then I lost 15-9 to Nebraska. Fuck. So my season is over. Damn you no-playoff system. I'm going to take my anger out on some team next up who I have never heard of before. Wow, beating crap teams and losing to the schools that are actually good. That's the Panthers for you -- wow, this game is realistic.

 

5 p.m.

 

• Time to see how I did last week with those playoff games.

 

Indianapolis at Baltimore (4.5): Wrong. I should have stuck with the fact the Colts had beaten the Ravens over the last few years.

 

Philadelphia at New Orleans (5.5): Wrong. Saints won, but not by enough. Oh, and what's up with that chick who wore that "Fuck da Eagles" shirt? Just how long was that shown on TV, and would that have been better for OUR CHILDREN to see than a half-second of Janet Jackson's tit?

 

Seattle at Chicago (8.5): Wrong. Boy, I'm batting 1.000 here.

 

New England at San Diego (4.5): Right. Thanks Marty for helping me out. I knew you would come through.

 

This week's Pickkks.

 

New Orleans @ Chicago (2.5)

The Saints are a great story and all that shit, but can they beat the Bears? Who's to say they can't? However, I'm playing this one safe. Chicago 17, New Orleans 10.

 

New England @ Indy (2.5)

I had thought for much of this year that this could be the Colts year to make the Super Bowl. However, with their late-season play I ruled them out. Could I have been wrong? Gee, that's never happened before. Sure the Colts are the Pats' bitch in the playoffs, but this time the game is in a dome. Oh what the hell, I'll go for it. Colts 31, Patriots 27.

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I would not put any amount of money on a team that is led by Rex Grossman.

 

Don't be a sucker picking the Colts. It's just like how every year some dumb fuck baseball writer tries to get all sexy and pick some team other than the Yankees or Red Sox to win the AL East. Every year a lot of (if not most) people pick the Colts because "THIS IS THEIR YEAR" or "PEYTON MANNING WILL FINALLY COME THOUGH!" and every year it's the same old story: Brady and Belechick get out there and get the job done. It doesn't always look pretty, and it doesn't always get done in the first 3 quarters, but they get it done.

 

 

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I would not put any amount of money on a team that is led by Rex Grossman.

 

You've told me some of your bets in the past. I'm sure you would. Well, maybe not with a quarterback with that kind of last name. Or was that you wouldn't put any amount of money on a team that is coached by a Jew?

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while you are right that the media hype will be ridiculous if Lovey and Dungy make it in, probably if only ONE of them makes it in....but you have to admit, it's a pretty significant achievement.

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It's a significant achievement for that franchise to get to the Super Bowl, not because the team was being coached by a black guy. I can't stand this mindset: OMG a BLACK quarterback won a Super Bowl! What a proud day for all African-Americans. Ugh. Now when Jackie Robinson broke into the league (and broke into his teammates' lockers), that was a big deal. I don't agree with every team retiring his jersey number, but whatever. But Christ, every goddamn time a certain race/gender does something for the first time in an industry, I don't want to hear about how this is a proud day for the oppressed.

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