KKK's Top 103 Posters

Number 38: Stephen Joseph

I think he's known at the bottom part of the board for that cyber-wrestling stuff that scares me away. He's also known for SAVING THE BOARD at one time or another. He's also known for swing dancing and for his hatred of excess government spending. And he's also known for not liking Mikey Moore, but for liking television anchor babes for their looks and not for their ability to read from a teleprompter. I just wish I knew what he did for a living.

And now a word or three from the expert panel I've assembled to comment on the people I've listed.

From lovecraft:

Steve Joseph is one of the more sane posters in the CE folder (though he han't posted there in a while) in the fact that he actually backs up what he says, and doesn't rant uselessly.

From Cancer Marney:

Smart guy pretending to be a pompous ass by constantly defining himself by his job. If I didn't know better I'd think his occasional decent ideas were merely incidental. Needs to cast off the stultifying "libertarian" crap and come on over to the GOP. The Dark Side calls. Submit. Submit...

From SFAJack:

I heard he's an accountant or an insurance adjuster or something. Is that right?

11:45 p.m.

• How in the hell does Long John Silvers stay in business? I guess Lent season is their "Black Friday."

• On the way home from the wedding tonight, the better half got to listen to Rush's "2112" for the first time. After 15 minutes, the following words were exchanged:

Her: "Is this still the same song?"

Me: "Yes."

Her: "How long is this thing?"

Me: "20 minutes."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Because they do things like this."

Her: "That's insane."

Me: "Think of it as four five-minute songs."

Her: "But it's still on track 1."

Me: "Go back to sleep."

• I hate this "spring forward" shit. I don't mind falling back an extra hour in the fall, but I think if we're going to move our clocks ahead one hour, it should take place at 2 p.m. on a Monday. Yeah.