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3/11: Tests, Clocks and "Best Ofs"

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kkktookmybabyaway

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8:30 p.m.

 

• Just found out that the out-of-control niece-in-law has an STD -- lol. I don't know what it's called, but it involves warts, probably leads to cancer and is not going away. When the grandmother confronted her on this sometime today (they found out about this from some gynecology tests that showed "abnormalities"), I was told the niece replied, "It's not an STD. I got it from having multiple sexual partners." When the Web MD printout was shown to her stating that this was indeed a virus, she replied "thanks for ruining my afternoon."

 

6:30 p.m.

 

• So I'm at work with the Best of Sean Hannity playing in the background (that's a joke just waiting to be delivered) when he gets a caller talking about how some person got voted off from "American Idol" because she sang a song from the Dixie Terrorists. Oh, and Hannity agreed with him.

 

9:45 a.m.

 

• I didn't realized I had so many non-auto-setting clocks. Jesus Christ.

 

• Actually, I hope you'll be more like the RFK of 2008.

 

HILL: I'M THE JFK OF 2008

 

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton invoked the campaign of the nation's lone Catholic president, John Kennedy, last night as she talked about her challenge in becoming the first female commander-in-chief.

 

And don't forget to stop by the California primary.

 

Now FREEZE...

 

*hip-hop beat*

 

Music please.

 

Anyone that correctly guesses where those last three lines are from gets moved up an extra spot on the Top 103 list.

 

1:30 a.m.

 

• So Captain America bit the big one.

 

Born to fight the Nazis in World War II, he was the original symbol of truth, justice and the American way. CBS News correspondent Michelle Miller reports.

 

This week, when many think America needs him the most, Captain America died at the hands of a new enemy.

 

"A lot of people look up to Captain America, not only in the comic book world but in real life," says Quentin Mugavrin, a Captain America fan.

 

Over the last year, Marvel Comics fans have followed a Civil War. The community of comic book superheroes split down the middle — battling each other over the government's call to register them.

 

Captain America rebelled, calling the measure an infringement of his civil liberties. His one-time buddy, Iron Man, believed it was all for the greater good — national security.

 

After reading this place's "Civil War" thread it sounds like he turned into a terrorist anyway, so I say good riddance. The only comic book characters I ever paid attention to (i.e. read more than two of their issues) were Batman, Sgt. Rock and the Punisher. Even though I probably missed out on 99.9 percent of the jokes, I found this funny nevertheless.

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Smues
Now FREEZE...

 

*hip-hop beat*

 

Music please.

 

It's probably not where you got it from but Shaq does that in his song "I know I got Skillz."

 

I know this because right after that line is "I dribble around the basketball'ums. People call me ET. (What's that Shaq man?) Extra-Tallums!"

 

I've slowly been trying to get my co-workers to call me Extra-Tallums.

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Close, but that's not what I'm looking for (he stole that line from someone else -- err, I mean he paid homage to this other group). However, since you admitted that you listen to Shaq's rap albums (and I own his first two; hell, I'll defend his first effort, but Shaq Fu ... na-ah), you just got moved up to #92, so the chance for someone else to improve their standing is still there.

 

Oh, and when it comes to rhyming I can hold my own -- Knick-Knack-Shaq-Attack-Give-A-Dog-A-Bone. (Did I just say in the above paragraph that I'll defend Shaq Diesel? Ugh.)

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Close, but that's not what I'm looking for (he stole that line from someone else -- err, I mean he paid homage to this other group). However, since you admitted that you listen to Shaq's rap albums (and I own his first two; hell, I'll defend his first effort, but Shaq Fu ... na-ah), you just got moved up to #92, so the chance for someone else to improve their standing is still there.

 

Oh, and when it comes to rhyming I can hold my own -- Knick-Knack-Shaq-Attack-Give-A-Dog-A-Bone. (Did I just say in the above paragraph that I'll defend Shaq Diesel? Ugh.)

 

I own all his albums (besides the greatest hits album since it'd be pointless) since I love to torture myself but I haven't listened to much besides Diesel and Respect. Respect sucks, and yeah I'll defend Diesel too, although I'm not really sure why. Probably because of all the terribly quoteable lines. PYSCH!

 

So who'd I bump out of the 92 spot?

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You haven't been keeping track? For shame.

 

I think what I liked about Diesel is that you could tell he was having fun with the whole thing and it was a cute novelty. I do like “Biological Didn’t Bother” (“East Coast” version), if just for the message alone, and it was a great use of Pete Rock/C.L. Smooth’s “T.R.O.Y.” track, which is an awesome song in itself.

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