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5/24: Conserving Fuel The Christian Way

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10 p.m.

 

• So I get the following subject line in my e-mail inbox.

 

Eliminate debt the Christian way

 

You know I just have to click on this one. I do and get the following.

 

jesusdebt.jpg

 

I'm guessing the Christian way of getting out of debt does not involve acting in gay pornos.

 

7 p.m.

 

• Yeah, shut down your pumps to show up Big Oil. Great idea.

 

Motorists pulled in to Harvey Pollack's gas station Thursday, honked and gave him a thumbs-up—because he wasn't selling any fuel.

 

The owner of Towne Market Mobil in this suburb north of Milwaukee shut down his pumps for 24 hours, hoping to start a movement aimed at persuading oil companies to lower their prices.

 

"Somebody out there is making money at these prices, but not me," said Pollack, 57. "So I just thought: What can I do to help the consumer?"

 

Yellow caution tape surrounded Pollack's six idle pumps for his protest, which drew dozens of drivers. One in a green minivan rolled down her window and shouted "Thank you!"

 

Maria McClory, 38, drove 10 miles out of her way to buy a diet soda from Pollack's station after seeing local television coverage of the protest.

 

"I just wanted to support them and thank them for making a statement," said McClory, who drives about 100 miles a day for work in her sport utility vehicle.

 

This part I love.

 

Pollack, who also owns a Milwaukee title insurance agency, said he bought the gas station in 2003 as an investment but he has not turned a profit in 30 months because gas margins are razor thin and he cannot sell enough volume to compensate.

 

Pollack said he has virtually no control over the price he charges for gas. The company usually makes 8 to 12 cents per gallon after suppliers' prices and credit card fees. On Wednesday—the day before the protest—that added up to $3.49 for a gallon of unleaded gas.

 

Schwartz called that "outrageous" and said even he can't fill up his SUV at that price.

 

"If it keeps going like this, my kids will never be able to afford to drive," said Schwartz, who has an 18-year-old son and 15-year-old daughter.

 

Well, if you can't afford to fill your SUV up with go juice, then maybe you shouldn't have purchased the SUV. If I had a choice to pay $1/gallon or $3/gallon for gas, I'd glady take the former, but I just love all the whining people do when the price of fuel goes up. OMG I CAN'T GO ON VACATION NOW THX A LOT GEORGE W. BUSH. Want to point out that prices will go up due to the cost of gas increasing? I'm with you. But for people that have problems with their budget due to having to pay a few extra dollars per week for gas? You folks had problems way before the annual summer price spike. (For the record, whenever gas goes up by $1, that usually means the kkk household has to pay $10/week at the pump. Yet somehow we manage to go on living.)

 

5 p.m.

 

• I finally got around to watching that clip of LeBron James passing the ball to a teammate instead of trying to make the shot. James did the right thing, I don't care what anybody says.

 

10 a.m.

 

• It's a shame that a certain movie wasn't released a year or so later than it actually was. If so, and the film was shown in theaters after this story broke, the producers could have used the line, "based on a true story."

 

Customs officers at Cairo's airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane, airport authorities said.

 

The officers were stunned when a passenger, identified as Yahia Rahim Tulba, after being asked to open his carryon bag, told them it contained live snakes.

 

Tulba opened his bag to show the snakes to the police and asked the officers, who held a safe distance, not to come close. Among the various snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras.

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If you're like my ex-girlfriend's fiance, eliminating debt the christian way means putting blind faith in god while your complete lack of mental capacities limits you to the most menial manual labor jobs.

 

As for the gasoline, gas boycotts don't work, never have. If you want to make a statement, don't travel at all. You have to not use gas entirely.

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I love how people blame "big oil" for the prices. "Big oil" has to put up with the enormous effort of getting crude oil from a sandbox and delivering it to a gas station as nice, pretty refined gasoline. And they have to put up with 14 federal regulations concerning gasoline. And the various blends that are mandated, such as switching to summer blend from winter blend. Yeah, that costs a lot of money to do. Not many people are aware that they have to swicth blends completely every summer and winter.

 

Oh well, I still enjoy accelerating past hybrids, my high performance injectors just dumping boatloads of 93 octane fuel into the engine.

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