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10/10: Naughty Niece, Horrible Holtz

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kkktookmybabyaway

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10:15 p.m.

 

• So I had the Pitt/Navy game on for a bit tonight. My God how does Lou Holtz have a broadcasting job? And how can executives listen to him and think, "yeah, people would want to hear this"? He could get shit-faced before going on-air and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. How could his players take anything he said seriously?

 

7 p.m.

 

• You know what got me irked about Matt Leinart? His whining about not playing quarterback full-time. I’m sure it’s an ego thing and shit, but Kurt Warner was playing better than you; be thankful you were in a situation where you had a teammate that didn’t mind splitting time with his inferior (at least this is how it seemed outside of the locker room).

 

Aw, too bad.

 

Leinart, a left-hander, fractured his left collarbone when he was sacked by Will Witherspoon in the second quarter of the Cardinals' 34- 31 victory over the Rams in St. Louis on Sunday. He sat on the sideline in the second half with his arm in a sling.

 

• I’m not a Yankee hater, but can we focus on the teams still in contention for a World Series championship?

 

• See, who cares about all this SCHIP contraversery? It’s not like the little bastards are getting decent care anyway.

 

As Washington debates children's health insurance, a startling study finds that kids who regularly see doctors get the right care less than half the time—whether it's preschool shots or chlamydia tests for teen girls.

 

The findings, from the first comprehensive look at children's health care quality, are particularly troubling because nearly all the 1,536 children in the nationwide study had insurance.

 

Eight-two percent were covered by private insurance. Three-quarters were white, and all lived in or near large or midsized cities.

 

You know what this means ... FREEGOVERNMENTHEALTHCARE.

 

Wait a second, what's this in the next paragraph?

 

Two experts called the findings "shocking." Others said minority children, those with more-restrictive government insurance, and the millions with no insurance at all certainly fare even worse.

 

• Speaking of losers, my crack-whore niece-in-law tried offing herself again this past weekend. Then again, telling her boyfriend-of-the-month via text that she took a bunch of sleeping pills probably isn’t the best way to fade out into a permanent slumber. God, just die already.

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