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Arrivals and Departures, No parking in the White zone


Well the baby arrived 4 weeks early. Oh, it's real fun dealing with an unexpected newborn in the house and trying to arrange 50,000 different things. My wife had a C-section, which went well. Her labor wasn't progressing so the doc took the easy way out. My wife's uncle by sheer coincidence was visiting the U.S. He lives in China and he said about 75% of all births in China are done by C-section. Well, you've got to assembly line things when you're dealing with however many billion people are in that lovely Communist dictatorship. That's all for now...your life becomes a series of 15 minute breaks to do what you want when you've got a newborn around.

 

Oh, yeah you guessed the arrival part of the entry subject. But what does the departure mean? That would be my life departing as I knew it.

 

 

And the white zone thing is from "Airplane".

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Swift Terror

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Thanks sfaJack.

 

Come on now kkk, it won't be long before you don't pull out. The world needs a little kkk.

kkktookmybabyaway

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I don't pull out. But Mrs. kkk is on the pill. She doesn't need a kid to trap me -- she's got a mortgage with my name on it. Twenty-seven more years, then I'm free.

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