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6/6: Interview Stories That Don't Involve Me

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kkktookmybabyaway

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6:30 p.m.

 

• Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

 

So the better half had a job interview today. I don’t know what it was about – something about a research study about old people killing themselves. Or was it about old people peeing themselves? It doesn’t matter. In the end it’s a bunch of wasted money. Anyway, she spoke with this one guy who runs the study. So far so good. Mrs. kkk like him. He gave her wrong directions to the interview location and admitted his mistake. Hey, that’s a good sign. He’s normal. In academia. Then we got to the woman who’s some big shit with the study.

 

Oh man.

 

Here was one her questions to the better half: “You plan on having kids?” When Mrs. kkk revealed to her that she miscarried earlier this year, the interviewer paused and then made some remark about if she’s going to try again. She also asked some other questions like, “So do you have a boyfriend?” Good God. And of course I get a phone call from the better half after this was all over bitching about the interview. Then me, playing the GODDMAN OPTIMIST, says, “would you rather know this bitch is a cunt once you were working there?” I still don’t know how I got to be the positive thinker in all this – she’s got three more interviews in the next two weeks. When you have an employable skill in demand YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THE FIRST JOB OFFERED TO YOU. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to convince Mrs. kkk to file a complaint regarding this illegal line of questioning (I’m tired of working; I want a seven-figure settlement), but she has already informed the person who runs the study that she is withdrawing her name from consideration due to the treatment she received at the interview and gone into detail about the cross-examining. That’s my girl.

 

I almost forgot. Mrs. kkk's soon-to-be ex-boss has also made the "You're just going to get pregnant again" comments over the last few months when commenting on whether or not she's going to be around. This was of course before she got laid off.

 

• Speaking of the better half -- she was on a Thursday news broadcast on one of our local television stations. No, she wasn't interviewed. She was in the background for about half-a-second. And naturally her story didn't come on until 50 or so minutes into the program.

 

• I don't care what anybody says, I like these ads.

 

 

 

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I don't care what anybody says, I like these ads.

Dude, seriously? About the only commercials that make me scramble for the mute button faster are those dumbass Sonic "two people sitting at the drive-thru" commercials.

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Thanks to the miracle of Tivo even if I'm watching live TV I don't have to flip the channel, I just pause for a bit, then skip ahead past that crap. Fuck those Sonic ads. I've never understood the concept of "Showing people acting like retards will make people buy our product!"

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I will not buy anything from Sonic as long as they are running those ads.

 

Not that I buy anything from there, other than a cherry limeade every few months, but still. Point stands.

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