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9/13: To SFAJack: It's Your Choice To Stay During A Hurricane

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5:30 p.m.


• This entry is dedicated to SFAJack, who is dealing with a hurricane named Ike. Didn't George W. Bush get the memo that you voted for him? If so, I'm sure he would have steered this path of destruction toward a bluer part of the state.


You've commented on the subject of your "welcomed guests to Houston" before, so I thought you might like this.



6 p.m.


• To keep up with the "SFA Jack/Texas/Underclass" theme, here's a blast from the past from Mr. Jack's state that I'm sure makes him proud.



Don't forget the remix/radio version/whatever the hell this is supposed to be. I'm still trying to figure out why this song is called "Bald Head Gals" when the chorus contains the more explicit word. Oh well, at least the part with the horse got a chuckle out of me.



Finally, to complete today's Willie Dee trifecta, this one (0:30) goes out to Whoppi Goldberg, who, if McCain gets elected, will be first to go up on the slave auctioning block.



You know, I remember back in '04 Cameron Diaz said that if you think rape should be legal then don't vote. Slaves, rape: when is all of the good stuff really going to happen? Keep your tax cuts, just let me stick my weiner in Diaz's mouth. No, I don't want a blow job; I'm just tired of hearing her voice.


6:15 p.m.


• OK, this is why I love rap. If you listened to the third song in the Willie Dee collection above you would have noticed there was a female saying she had a pussy the size of Bolivia. Well, Willie Dee's "Controversy" album was released in 1989. Just three years later, Willie D (guess the "ee" fared poorly in the focus groups), released the following...



And WTF?


5 used & new available from $49.99


The high price is more than $100.


Oh, and here is the song that Choice did which caused Mr. D's scorn.


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Aw, thanks man. I would comment on each item you posted if I could actually see/hear them, but we still don't have electricity and/or cable at the house and this damn work firewall blocks Youtube and all of its ripoffs. But if/when we get the lights back on at home, I'll make double damn sure to tune in.



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