10 a.m.

• So guess what was the Evening Daily Number for Illinois the day after Osama was elected?

I'm not making this up.

11/09/2008 Evening Pick 3 4-0-9

11/09/2008 Evening Pick 4 2-9-9-0

11/09/2008 Little Lotto 07-14-26-28-37

11/08/2008 Evening Pick 3 0-1-2

11/08/2008 Evening Pick 4 3-6-5-1

11/08/2008 Little Lotto 07-25-26-36-39

11/08/2008 Lotto 24-25-29-32-42-49

11/08/2008 Midday Pick 3 0-8-8

11/08/2008 Midday Pick 4 1-2-6-0

11/07/2008 Evening Pick 3 2-5-5

11/07/2008 Evening Pick 4 2-0-0-2

11/07/2008 Little Lotto 01-12-31-33-35

11/07/2008 Mega Millions 14-24-32-43-44[21]

11/07/2008 Midday Pick 3 0-7-1

11/07/2008 Midday Pick 4 3-1-6-5

11/06/2008 Evening Pick 3 4-2-9

11/06/2008 Evening Pick 4 5-2-5-6

11/06/2008 Little Lotto 04-09-13-22-24

11/06/2008 Midday Pick 3 8-3-3

11/06/2008 Midday Pick 4 5-1-3-0

11/05/2008 Evening Pick 3 6-6-6

11/05/2008 Evening Pick 4 7-7-7-9

11/05/2008 Little Lotto 20-22-27-31-32

11/05/2008 Lotto 07-08-14-22-25-33

11/05/2008 Midday Pick 3 7-7-9

11/05/2008 Midday Pick 4 5-7-6-2

I'm pretty sure this happened in Pennsylvania after Fast Eddie got re-elected in '06. I'll have to search for this later.

7 p.m.

• Oh hell no.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's office has been fielding calls from just about everyone asking for an interview with the former Republican vice presidential candidate.

 

Among those on the long list requesting a post-election interview: Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey and Larry King.

You cunts had your chance when she was a running mate. Now you all can go fuck yourselves. The only exception to this is The View's Elizabeth Hassleback. Have a one-on-one with her on your show, but just keep the feminazi bitches out back.

10 p.m.

• So there's this McDonald's that is somewhat near me and unless I'm REALLY craving something from that place I tend to stay away due to the pisspoor service. And by pisspoor service I mean waiting 20 minutes for food. However, I went in today with my fingers crossed. Wasn't that bad a wait for this store's standards, but the highlight of the trip came when I saw this box near the condiment stand. The box was for some food pantry, and the hand-written message said, "Donate a canned good and get a free DERSSERT coupon."

Oh how sometimes I wish I had a camera phone.