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2/2/06: Steeler Stuff

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There are only a few more days until Super Bowl XL, and like every other Super Bowl since 1990 I haven't tuned in to the usual media hype. Sorry, but half-a-month's worth of coverage leading up to one game is just too much for anyone to endure. I understand it's the "Big Game" and all, but come on already. I personally like the one-week wait from the Conference Championship games to the Super Bowl whenever it's been done, but oh well. Life goes on.

 

As a southwestern Pennsylvania resident, I am more privy to the latest inside info regarding this year's AFC champ. Below are some Steeler-related newsbytes.

 

• Today marks an annual event in southwestern Pa.; Groundhog Day. This "holiday" takes place in a small town named Punxatony that bases a large chunk of its tourism revenue around a rodent, who if he sees his shadow means we all have to deal with six more weeks of winter.

 

Well this year when the townspeople gathered around this groundhog, who is named Punxatony Phil, they made sure to wrap him up in a Terrible Towel. Now for those that don't know, the Terrible Towel is one of those golden obnoxious rags that Steeler fans wave around during a game. This device was conceived back in 1975 by a local sportscaster, and if you defaced one of these things at Heinz Stadium you would be lucky to walk away without any broken limbs.

 

As Phil made this year's prediction (he saw his shadow by the way), he tinkled in the Terrible Towel wrapped around him; he must be a Seahawks fan, which is odd considering if seahawks actually existed, Phil would probably be viewed more as dinner than a four-legged meteorologist by the bird.

 

Of course, Phil could have also been wondering what in the hell these crazy people were doing to him.

 

• Some of the idiotic callers this week on my local sports radio stations have been goofing on the Seattle area. While it only took about a day for the "all that's up there is rain and coffee" jokes to get old, there was one diss that made me laugh. Several callers have made fun of the Seahawk franchise for their less-than-stellar history in regards to winning. In fact, this is the first time ever in the team's 30-year history that it has reached the Super Bowl. Of course, what these callers seem to forget is that before the 1970s the Steelers never won a damn thing. In fact, from 1933-1971 the Steelers finished the regular season with a .500 record only 12 times and made the postseason game once, which they lost. Seattle, on the other hand, from 1976-2004, finished with a .500 record 16 times and made the postseason seven times.

 

• I have heard for years that the Steelers travel well, meaning whenever the team goes on the road to play a game there is usually a decent amount of fans cheering them at the other team's stadium. This isn't hard for me to believe. Is it because the Steelers fostered a devout following during their 1970s run where they won four Super Bowls in six year? Maybe. However, I think a more accurate reason is because the southwest Pennsylvania region has had its population leave the area en masse over the years, and these transplanted Pittsburghers have set up residence elsewhere throughout the country.

 

Whether or not my theory is correct, I have noted that during the weeks leading up to postseason games at Cincinnati, Indianapolis and now Detroit, there have been businesses in all of these regions advertising their restaurants/bars/hotels. I didn't hear a Denver-based business advertise before the Conference Championship game, but that doesn't mean it happened. I'm sure this happens in other cities, but the only other NFL city I have ever lived near to was Cincinnati, and that was before the Marvin Lewis era.

 

• Whenever the Steelers make the playoffs, the local newspapers always go to town regarding team coverage. This makes sense after all since people will purchase $1.50 Sunday edition just for the pin-up poster found in the special Sports section. Well, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette has also encouraged Steeler fans to submit photos to show their support for the home team, and some of these pictures are, well, you decide. Here are my "top" choices.

 

Here,

here,

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and here

 

• Now you may be thinking that Shittsburgh is going crazy because the Steelers are headed to the Super Bowl for the first time in a decade. Wrong. Steeler fans are always nuts, even when the team has a losing record. Last summer, long before this NFL season's opening kickoff, a fan passed away and was laid out for viewing sitting on a recliner, dressed in black-and-gold pajamas and facing a television playing Steeler highlights. The TV remote was, of course, in his hand, and beer and cigarettes were nearby.

 

Then again, if one is to pass away, this isn't a bad way to go out.

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The Steelers really need to shut up. The days following their victory over the Bengals, what with all the bragging, was vomit inducing. Oh, you beat a team that lost its franchise player on the second play from scrimmage? Wow. And the Colts game. Oh, you beat a Colts team that played horrible. And despite their supreme suckness you STILL nearly lost the game on two separate plays that the Colts botched in the final minutes (yep, the fumble run back was a botched play--easy touchdown if the guy runs up the sideline instead of cutting to the middle of the field where he can be tackled by Big Ben). Wow. That leaves one solid win over Denver--but come to think of it they sucked it up nearly as bad as the Colts. Now Porter is flapping his gums about tapping Seattle guys out and sending them to the sideline? So you're freely admittting that in order to beat someone, you must "tap out" their good players? We all know Seattle blows herds of monkeys, what with the whole 90s grunge thing. Thanks a lot for that, Seattle. But someone please put a lid on these creeps. And someone do a palm slap to the face of the Mayor of Detroit. Giving the key to the city to Jerome Bettis? The fuck? The whole country is sick of the constant rimming of anything and everything Steelers. Make it stop.

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Regarding Bettis: He grew up in Detroit (just in case you haven't heard this news over the last two weeks) and does a lot of public service for New Fallujah, so leave a brotha alone.

 

As for Porter, he's always been a mouth, and frankly, I'm not sold on Shittsburgh winning this game. From what I've observed, Seattle's O-line is really solid, as is their defensive line. And it does seem that the Steelers are getting most of the press these past two weeks, which is often the precursor to an upset.

 

Since you brought up the Indy game, if Troy Polamalu got that interception, there wouldn't have been any late-game antics. Of course, I'm not 100 percent sure on this because I spent that afternoon with the better half watching "Narnia" because it was her birthday, so I didn't actually watch the game, except for part of the first quarter.

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Shameless plug for my article on the main page.

 

I agree with not being sold on Shittsburgh winning.

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Just read your column. A few thoughts:

 

• I think the Steelers reaching the Super Bowl is enough for the National Media, especially with Big Ben and Jerome Bettis. If Denver would have won instead two weeks ago, then I would agree with you.

 

• Shittsburgh hasn't been a "working-class" city for some time. I know that's the image the town likes to project, but sadly this shithole lives in the past.

 

• Willie Parker seems to break out once or twice a game with a big run or screen pass. Otherwise, he doesn't do much with the ball. I agree with the tight ends playing a surprise role in this one.

 

• I think coaching will be a huge role in this game; if Seattle can pick up the blitz, watch out.

 

• I'm sorry, but any team that has half of its schedule against Arizona, St. Louis and San Francisco has an easy schedule. At least Indy had to play Jacksonville twice.

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Yeah, I knew Bettis was from Detroit. It's a slap in the face to Seattle, who no doubt have someone from Detroit in their organization. But they aren't stars, so screw em. Even if there isn't a single soul from Detroit, the city should remain impartial to the two teams they are hosting.

 

Oh, and I just saw a story on how people had their land taken under Eminent Domain so that Ford Field could be built. Seems they (I think "they" is some non-city affiliated "stadium authority") offered chump change for the land. The landowners sued in order to get reasonable money for their land, won the court case, and the "stadium authority" is just not obeying the court order. Ah, Ford. Not been a good week for them.

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Just read your column. A few thoughts:

 

• I think the Steelers reaching the Super Bowl is enough for the National Media, especially with Big Ben and Jerome Bettis. If Denver would have won instead two weeks ago, then I would agree with you.

 

• Shittsburgh hasn't been a "working-class" city for some time. I know that's the image the town likes to project, but sadly this shithole lives in the past.

 

• Willie Parker seems to break out once or twice a game with a big run or screen pass. Otherwise, he doesn't do much with the ball. I agree with the tight ends playing a surprise role in this one.

 

• I think coaching will be a huge role in this game; if Seattle can pick up the blitz, watch out.

 

• I'm sorry, but any team that has half of its schedule against Arizona, St. Louis and San Francisco has an easy schedule. At least Indy had to play Jacksonville twice.

 

I don't think the media really cares about both teams that are going to be on the field, to be honest. They just like the spectacle and all, but most people won't be able to tell you much about the game next month.

 

Their shitty image caused me to be wrong, so fuck them even worse.

 

I think Parker or Bettis will have to get involved to take pressure off Roethlisberger. Whether that's a screen or big run remains to be seen.

 

Coaching should be the main storyline of this game, and it will be as the game goes along.

 

I know Seattle had an easy schedule, my point was more that their easy schedule shouldn't be used as an excuse in regards to why they got to the Super Bowl.

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They still would have beaten all the teams in the NFC side of the bracket. So I'll just attribute it to an inept conference.

 

They'll win and I'll have every reason to laugh at Joey Porter for talking so much shit. That's all bulletin board material.

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