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Men's Room follies

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Swift Terror

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So I'm in a stall in the men's room at work and some guy comes in and takes the stall right next to me. There are open stalls farther down but he takes the one right next to me and let's loose, making all kinds of noises. What the hell, what kind of sick freak intentionally sits right next to some guy in the men's room? And don't give me this crap about he didn't know someone was in the stall. The doors in our men's room hang open. It's easy to tell if they are occupied.

 

And I'm a guy who was forced to take a crap in a room full of open toilets with oh, about 25 other guys. That's right no stalls. It was circa 1984, Fort Benning, Georgia, U.S. Army Airborne School. Yeah, that was fun. And noboby could come up with a funny line to break the uneasyness in the room. So we just took our crap and got outta there.

 

 

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I have my own personal bathroom at work :). Here's the thing I never got, I have two stalls in that bathroom and I'll ALWAYS go to the handicap one. This is the case in any bathroom with the option.

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I always go for the handicap stall myself, except that recently I have had to alter that choice. The handicap stall where I work has been overflowing rather consistently. I'm not taking any chances, I just opt for one of the others. Oh, and we have those gay auto-flush urinals. They don't flush until it detects that you have stepped away from the urinal a couple of feet. God, those things suck.

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