PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I would likely get along with anybody who frequents the 'Everybody Hurts" folders.

You meanie, you.

... Alex Porteau?

Even I get a pseudo-legacy? Scary.

I think I'm losing my interest in muffins.

I like to think that he's gone to that episode of Wrestling Challenge in the sky, teaming with Louie Spicolli, getting squashed by the British Bulldogs.

To keep Hardy from dethroning HHH...? Other than that I've got nothing.

I was going to mention all of those guys, but with you in my place. Joshi, mang! Truthiness would probably be fun too, so long as nobody brings up Samoa Joe.

In Eddy's defence, dude died before #2. Also, poor Edge can never hold the title for more than a month it seems. Why the fuck did they even put the belt on him, anyway? I thought that they were supposed to be building to Hardy finally going over Helmsley, not Edge.

I had no emotional investment in the outcomes in the matches. I thought that the JBL-Michaels segment was the only compelling thing on the show. The work was good enough, but like I said before, none of the finishes mattered to me. Not a single one. So I didn't care what happened. It's a shame, really, since I should have been ecstatic over the main event, like I would have been a year ago if Hardy had gone over at the Rumble. But, as a fan, he totally fucked me one too many times. Good for him, I guess.

What a boring show.

Fantasy points tonight!

GORE! GORE! GORE!

Awesome spot.

The "King of Kings" theme would have been more appropriate with that castle stage.

I think that it was Shannon Moore.

That's whose music I thought I heard at first.

Is this going to be Victoria's farewell?

Natalya is 3rd generation.

Did anybody notice that Cole declared Punk as the winner before the three count was completed?

To clarify, Brooklynn Zoo contacted me and told me to make five selections. If anything, ya'll had a headstart compared to myself. So shursh.

With Punk-Misterio starting, this would be the best time.

To make him earn a title match. They should be doing more stuff like that.

You get a cookie.