PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Yipes. Sounds scary and easy on me at the same time!

For shizzle. By the way, I should get on that final roster stuff.

For what it's worth, John Cena will never look better. He will come off as seriously legit.

Grrrrrrrrrrr.... I just watched Gaslight late Saturday night and she was a shoe-in for me. And that... well, I'm just plain jealous that I don't have that...

Yes. Wrestlers have always been truthful about their habits. No, but for Christ's sake, there are some things that I wouldn't bother disputing. Like, for instance, a performer who has been able to back up a claim that nobody has even bothered to refute for over a decade. I really don't care, but why does it bother you so much that someone would suggest its just a gimmick? At the end of the day does it really matter? Does it make him any less of a worker? You care enough to ask. And this is a discussion forum, so instead of being bothered, perhaps I'm interested in the discussion in and of itself. It does matter, because he is accentuating a personal strength, which tends to lead the performer in a successful direction.

Yeah I had some panhandler ask me (while I was walking in a rush with my mom to catch a movie) "Hey there, would you help contribute to the intoxication proclamation and help me get vertically challeeenged?" It's like, no, fuck you dude, I'm keeping my own cash and getting drunk with it. Get your own, you fucking cocksucker. That's one thing I learn about going into other cities. You never give people money. It's like, why support people's bad habits, even if it's not bad substance habits, you're contributing to bad financial habits as well. The homeless in NYC are pretty passive, though. They have gotten over your "no" response long before you opened your mouth, which is more than I can say for the Chicago crowd.

Yes. Wrestlers have always been truthful about their habits. No, but for Christ's sake, there are some things that I wouldn't bother disputing. Like, for instance, a performer who has been able to back up a claim that nobody has even bothered to refute for over a decade.

I admit it. I totally bought when Chris Benoit said he would never kill his wife, youngest child, then himself. Hook, line and sinker. Like I said, I would be more than happy to eat these words. Match me.

Absolutely. It is most definitely an extension of his personality. But when you post things like it is just a gimmick, how do you expect people to take it?

Now I feel like a dick. But really, anybody who thinks that he failed a test or whatever must know little. What with the fact that nobody, on the inside or outside, has ever claimed anything to the contrary. Kayfabe died out forever ago. And I'm more than willing to eat my own words on this issue if I am wrong. Which I severely doubt that I am.

Didn't know I was bantering with the Boy in the Plastic Bubble. Carry on.

In other news, the sky is blue and Triple H will make a bunch of undercard guys look like shit at tomorrow's SmackDown taping.

Oh, I know. I did move from Champaign, IL, which retained it's awesome water from the Mahomet Aquifer (great, just great) to the outskirts of Indy (not so great). If a filter meant that much, then I would have saved an exceptional amount compared to the usual 24-pack (or almost always more) of bottled water I spring for every week. Shitty water is hardly salvageable... or maybe I was spoiled. You must love bacteria.

I have yet to hear any credible source (or even a non-credible source, for that matter) refute the fact that Punk is straightedge.

You're alone on that one.

RAW's ratings could be noticeably higher by consistently making PPV-quality main events and announcing them a week in advance, like tonight. The roster is deep enough to support doing this. Maybe they're finally getting it. Translation: The creative team is running thin.

I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, based on the PAPOYF thread: A) Your fridge is pathetic. And filthy. B) I am baffled by all of the fucking meat that you have (assuming that it is only intended for one person). That shit tends to expire quickly. No good could come of it. Unless you are severing second and third parties. Then carry on. This is in no way a personal attack.

I don't do caffeine. And that's the only reason to drink coffee. So tea.

Yes. I know. The guy uses remote control technology to play with/crash a full-sized SUV. Apparently you know more about these photos than I do, so please explain.

I kinda like Manu as the greedy, non-stereotypical Samoan serving as a second-gen strong arm behind Priceless. It's refreshing and good.

That's really horrifying. Wow.

Please expound.

Hey, remember when JBL choked Jericho out with a noose earlier this year?

I was about to ask if he made some kind of heel turn while I was out walking the dog or something earlier. Methinks that Adamle is meant to represent everything that is inane and illogical about the creative team.