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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - When Jacky Boy fucking destroys nurse ratchet.

Top 5 Hipster Bands I Hate: 5. Girl Talk 4. Animal Collective 3. Eurodisco 2. CSS 1. Justice

In-N-Out, Hardee's, Sonic, Wendy's, Dunkin Donuts, Del Taco, White Castle, Krispee Creme (sometimes they are literally flown in from the mainland), and there is only one iHop. We have these places that serve plate lunches, which are essentially some kind of meat prepared in the lowest echelons of asian cooking, a scoop (as in ice cream scoop.) of rice and disgusting macaroni salad.

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An email from my mom to her psychologist: (----- is my dad, xxxxx is me. I got into a car accident a few days ago.)

That'd be awesome.

Corona Light has the worst marketing slogan: "Corona Light - It's the only light beer that's also a Corona!" Second place is Coors Light, just for the sole fact that their entire marketing campaign is based upon how cold their beer is.

TR is a good candidate, but remember than Andrew Jackson had to be told to stop killing indians by hand. And he didn't stop. If there ever was a badass president, AJ was it. He had 3 bullets inside of him and was notorious for starting fights in saloons.

What is the low-down on UBC?

The rush hour movies are just too goddamned monotonous. Half of the jokes revolve around chris tucker being black, jackie chan being asian, or something between that. The other half are jokes about how chris tucker gets himself CAUGHT IN SOME WACKY SITUATION AND HAS TO RELY ON HIS BUDDIE JACKIE TO KICK SOME ASS

where did you copy and paste that from, rondo?

I went to Against Me! about a year ago, and it was a great show, but I was right in front which was even more awesome, but the guy behind me was a complete douchebag. He was like 23 or something, and kept on fucking dry humping me jumping up and down RIGHT behind me simultaneously pushing me right into the guard rail. He eventually just grabbed the hair on the back of my head and threw me behind him.

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I woke up today and my boxers were on backwards. I put them on the right way before I got to bed, too. EDIT: So I'm trying to buy another lens because I'm seeing The Shins in exactly one week. I need to raise about $300, but I already got about $120 covered through housework and shit. I can raise about $150 really quickly but it's through something that I don't exactly want to sell. It's a Shure 55SH microphone. I bought it about a month ago from a billionaire that lives by me for like $10, so I can sell it for $150, $170 because it has a stand with it too. But it's fucking cool. And I'm kind of in a band, although the scene here always has mics. Gah. Fucking photography.

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Shit, I never realized that that was them in your sig. I looked at the guy with blonde hair and then knew immediately. I've been listening to Direct Hit and Nag Nag Nag Nag more and more lately. They're growing on me, I admit.

Me and my family are driving up to vancouver island through washington, and we're going to see UBC before we head into the island. I'm basically going to be limited to public trans the whole time and can't really go out beyond vancouver, probably. Speaking of the gardens, there's a fireworks show the day that I get there, so I've already made plans to go to that.

Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the middle of a speech, and then finished the speech. But Andrew Jackson saw a guy pull a gun on him and he beat him into submission with his cane.

be the most deadly as an undead cyborg? My vote goes for Andrew Jackson.

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Me and my family are going to Vancouver Island in BC, and I don't know what to do there. I'm going to go see UBC, and probably going to go look at the city a day or two. What else is there to do? Is there a website I can go to that will list shows there? Particularly, indie rock shows? Also, I'm a photographer, so where are some particularly cool places? (architecture, scenery, flowers, whatever.)

For someone who demands $18-$27m per picture, I'd be surprised to see a film of his even gross that much. He's not even a good actor. All he does is talk rapidly and yell.

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