At Home

Dad - nothing. He wanted $300 headphones, so fuck that. Mom - $20 to iTunes. She asked, and she will receive. Sister - Apple earbuds. Other sisters - nothing. Girlfriend - Nothing yet. I'm planning on getting her a book (Perks Of Being A Wallflower... just because, or the vice guide to Do's and Don'ts.) plus a gift card to McDonalds with $1.84 on it. Maybe a bar of soap too.

No surprise that Walk Hard only scored $4 million. Sweeney Todd was actually a pretty good movie. Probably one of Tim Burton's best. A little cheesy, but Tim Burton and cheesy go hand in hand, along with Helena Bonham Carter. Also, glad to see that NCFOM is still up there.

i think there should be better answers / more banning right now

Did NOT do any christmas shopping. Still haven't. Washed and waxed a car, took an unsatisfying nap, and that's about it.

BURN IT DOWN

And Hitler killed a few jews.

Standing Ovation.

3. why are you so gay?

I like your interviewing style.

Oh, and Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead made the score.

I guess it really boils down to what you tolerate more. If you can't stand the sight of shit and/or shit fountains, then lemon party is probably better. If you can't stand the sight of gay men (particularly old gay men) blowing each other, than tubgirl is your pick. Personally, I think lemon party is better than tubgirl. Well not better but less disgusting. A blow job is a blow job, but there's no way to not recoil in the face of Tubgirl.

Who're the other 9?

I am really excited to see this movie. When does it come out? Probably should read the story it's based on beforehand though.

I have this message from you saved in the archives of my phone: "Yes, hello, this is Milky. I'd like to talk to you about psychedelic drugs. ... Are you on psychedelic drugs right now? Anyways, please give me a call."

Yeah, but how many times has it been done before. There is nothing besides Dan.

You could go with the vice magazine technique. Take a picture of your balls and say "don't you wish these could be yours?"

I have made it a hobby to get into comment battles on youtube. I once posted a comment about how my next door neighbor got both her legs ripped off by her pit bulls (verbatim: "Have any of you ever witnessed a pit bull attack? My neighbor got both her legs ripped of by her own two pets. The police had to throw bricks inside of flowering pots to knock them out and even then it took at least 7 or 8 to fully get them down. Frankly, these dogs are the brunt of about 99% of all dog attacks, and there's no reason why they shouldn't be eradicated. Find another fucking dog."), and everyone immediately posted shit like "OMG SOMEONE HAS ANGER PROBLEMS."

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I liked 2007. Good year in music and movies.

hung out with my new bitch! she's great.

NOT YOURS THOUGH!!!1

Dan. Best name for a dog ever.

i meant a drink of my dick