Retard Girl

it's okay, i have no grandmothers left either.

awe damn. i guess we'll just stick with exchanging PMs about Mickie Knuckles. maybe it's your eyes.

i bought these socks with palm trees and a stripe-y sunset. going through my head were Larry Sweeney's "Two Tickets to Larrydice" promos. no, i did not go through the store shouting "TWO TICKETS TO LARRYDICE!!!", kthx.

i got my Hot Topic brand boots at the thrift store for $7, thank you. and no, no Jncos for me, thank you.

lol, awesome. there really ARE people lamer than me!

i do not. i prefer boots. big black shiny boots with a badass clunky heel.

damn, this board is entertaining

awe, come on, don't stop at that list! post my intrests as well! they're far more entertaining.

"Probably Leena" is some inside joke, i've come to learn. from them. up there. *points to the rest of the forums*

*shakes Milky's hand* congrats man, you're more perverted than i am.

so wait... she doesn't know who the father is? so she's been sexing more than one person? rock the fuck on, kid. stay classy.

though since i've been a wrestling fan, i use "to mark" slightly different. when someone gets really excited over something, they "mark out". like there was a news story about this sold out Hannah Montana concert, and behind the news caster lady were a bunch of screaming ten year old girls marking out for Hannah Montana. and also this by-story on how this man gave a little girl his ticket because the girl had the cancer and was dying or someting. though all i wondered was why this creepy old dude had a ticket to an event crowded with pre-teen girls. *calls Chris Hansen*

it's okay, i hate women too.

You wouldn't be if you'd been here longer. We go through some vile, vile shit here. TSM regulars are more well versed in fetishistic phraseology than would be expected. i'm pretty well-versed in the stuff as well.

bonus points for useage of 'coprophelia' though. very impressed.

hardcore match. WHOO-HOO FOR ME! let the good times roll XD

anyone that thinks wrestling is "fake" should spend a few days taking bumps XD

nice work

i danced around the question. maybe i should get into politics...

opinions vary.

movies are fake, and they don't even do their own stunts.

i've never gotten drunk to the point of doing something stupid. i don't need any help making an ass out of myself.

no i don't

no, won't do it, but thanks for the suggestion

i made a scarf.