Retard Girl

i have no idea how i got into this, but rest assured, i won't be in it for long.

i got like, two votes. apparently i need to try harder XD

same here, i'm living with my best friend right now and nothing seems that 'awkward'. this stuff usually amuses us. 29) you go into the kitchen for a drink at 3am and your roomate is sitting at his comp, at the kitchen table, wanking one off. this wouldn't be my best friend (cause i might have helped her) but it was the big fat hairy dude who's room smells funny

i feel so much older now.

i always thought football would be more watchable if it had things like... the ref not looking while someone cheats, one team's captain comes and gives a chair shot to the other team's quarterback, run-ins, "you fucked up!" chants when someone botches a move, etc.

2008 will be the year of the Mantis.

i've had Metallica's Ride the Lightning cd on repeat for a couple days now

every time we see the President come out, they play 'Hail to the Cheif'. i always consider it his enterace theme.

it looks so yummy.

the title of this thread is misleading.

Mike Huckabee's name reminds me of Michael Hickenbottom

JC Bailey

Nigel's respone to Concussgate. this amused me so much. i love when fans get all snobbety and think they know when they don't. i'm not claiming to "know", so don't go there, lol. if someone is injured, deal with it? gracious.

these grey pajama type pants blue hoodie shirt eye shadow undies iwa-ms big ass xmas bash 2006 a coat (that didn't fit) socks nail polish hair thingies utility knife. a cool looking one with flowers on it XD oh and chapstick. yay :s

it IS a leap year, maybe that's it.

i've been pulling out the ol' Marilyn Manson cd's that were a staple of my high-schoolness lately.

if JC Bailey is not dead by this time next year, i will be surprised. i don't want to think this way, but he's really scraping bottom. and i think everyone agrees on Mae Young. though i have a feeling that she won't pass on until she's 115 years old

my year sucked, thanks. 2008 WILL be better.

i was only a little tipsy last night. but my roomate was fucking tanked (plastered, hammered, three..no six sheets to the wind, whathaveyou) i had to carry her from the car. she made it up the stairs on her own power (eventually) and i had to carry her down the hall and through the house to dump her in her bed. then she woke up five minutes later, wondered how she got home, was confused as to who's bed she was in... then she got up and opened herself another beer. what a trooper!

Le Pétomane

so wait... these aren't due until Januart twentysomthingith? gracious. i might do some promos to fill the time. *thinks up shit*

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...80&start=80

sexy.

maybe he is.