liverbird

Whoa whoa whoa...calm down there, Ronnie Deutch.

They creep me out mainly because what kind of grown man dresses up like a dipshit and puts on makeup, then goes and befriends children, you know? A fuckin' weirdo, that's who. I mean, there are PLENTY of good people out there who are clowns for kids because they genuinely like to make kids happy, but there are also the pedo's that want to take Johnny behind the shed and fist fuck him. Which, of course, inspired the song "Hey Jude."

Your song names and album are like Steven Seagal movies. Three words. 1. Amongst The Perverted 2. Mutilator of Nobility 6. Legion of Atrocity 7. Slayer of Mercy 9. Pervert Your Ecstacy Above the Law (1988) Hard to Kill (1990) Marked for Death (1990) Out for Justice (1991) On Deadly Ground (1994) – A movie in which he befriends an Alaskan Native Indian tribe and fights against an evil oil company. (side bar: HA!!) and how the FUCK is AC/DC heavy metal? It's hard rock, sure, but NOT heavy metal.

...Knowing was fucking horrible...

To make shit threads if would appear. Oh, Mr. Pot! Come, come, I want you to meet Mr. Kettle.

I have no idea what episode it's from. Maybe the one where Maude dies? Doubt it, though. FLOYD > RUSH. Why'd I say that? Cos I smoked a shit ton of reefer. THAT'S why.

Stab the homeless guy and send him on his way. Not a fatal stab, just a "I could have done it" stab. That'll teach him.

Hello (Hello, hello) Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? Relax (relax, relax) I need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship, smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. When I was a child, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I got that feeling once again. I can't explain, you would not understand. This is not how I am. Iiiiiiiiiiii-iiii...have become...Comfortably Numb. FLOYD.

Toad the Wet Bracket Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man" Beck- "Loser" Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" The Breeders- "Cannonball" Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Jewel- "Who Will Save Your Soul" Deee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity" Warren G. (feat. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" Notorious B.I.G. (feat. Puff Daddy and Mace)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" Christina Aguilera- "Genie In A Bottle" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Weezer- "Buddy Holly" U2- "One" Jay Z- "Can I Get A..." Give Me One Region To Stay Here Nirvana- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Blink 182- "Dammit" Blur- "Song 2" Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" Seal- "Kiss From A Rose" The Cranberries- "Dreams" No Doubt- "Don't Speak" Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know" Green Day- "Basket Case" Oasis- "Wonderwall" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping" Tom Cochrane- "Life Is A Highway" Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life" Blind Melon- "No Rain" 2 Legit Bracket TLC- "Waterfalls" Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" Salt-N-Pepa- "Shoop" The Verve Pipe- "The Freshmen" 2Pac- "California Love" The Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song" Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But A G Thang" The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony" Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" Spin Doctors- "Two Princes" Offspring- "Self Esteem" Soul Asylum- "Runaway Train" Semisonic- "Closing Time" Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under The Bridge" Damn! I Wish I Was Your Bracket Radiohead- "Creep" Outkast- "Rosa Parks" Pearl Jam- "Evenflow" Sheryl Crow- "All I Wanna Do" Pras (ft. Maya & ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar" Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U" - MY PICK Nada Surf- "Popular" Faith No More- "Epic" Guns N Roses- "November Rain" Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" Everclear- "Santa Monica" Ben Folds Five- "Brick" Garbage- "Only Happy When It Rains" Juvenile- "Back That Azz Up" Foo Fighters- "Everlong"

Every episode of South Park.

Well, fuck. This is Dr. Zoidberg, by the way. For some ooooodd reason, I can't seem to log-in to THAT account, and since my match is saved on it...yeah. I have to re-write it. Yay.

shiiiiiit, i used to live in portland. well, beaverton/hillsboro area, but portland-ish. now i'm all up in the bay area, holla.

douche bags anger me. that's pretty much it. first post, by the way. hey.