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Life must be hard as a compulsive liar, constantly getting caught up in the webs you weave and all.

I wondered why activity was up. I thought you had me on your ignore list? Did you finally get that sand out of your vagina? and judging by all the recent posts questioning where everybody went, it seems activity was DOWN... but I wouldn't expect a mouth-breathing retard to employ a single bit of common sense. what happened to this? :]

I leave for a few weeks, come back and Masked Heel is still spewing his verbal diarrhea he likes to think of as humor. Have you not realized nobody frequents this folder anymore because they're sick of combing through yours and TheFranchise's retarded banter to find worthwhile posts?

Does anyone know how cheap/expensive the tickets are with these LA shows being such short notice?

Agreed... poor guy has the logic of a 3 year old with down syndrome.

Kroenke screwed over the people who bought tickets to any of those Colorado shows. Had he not double-booked his Arena, NONE of this would have happened. Period.

Yes, Vince should have accepted the offer to tape Raw on Sunday from Pepsi Arena. Clearly. They have taped Raw on Sundays before (in fact I even went to one here in Minneapolis, the one that inadvertently became the Eddie Guererro tribute show) and being "live" versus on a one day tape delay really isn't affecting anyone in the big scheme of things, in fact it's probably a bit cheaper for the company to do so. And it's a shot at the fans because people who got tickets to the Denver show (and now also Loveland and Colorado Springs) don't get to check out the shows since they have all been rescheduled or now cancelled, in this case. If they would have just done the Raw taping on Sunday, all of the fans who purchased tickets to Raw in Denver would have been able to have the chance to still see it, and really, all it would have costed the company was to eliminate the Loveland house show for Sunday (or just move it to Monday instead) and an extra night of staying in and around the Colorado area for the workers. NOBODY is to blame for the Colorado fans getting a raw deal (no pun intended) besides Kroenke and the idiots he employs.

anyone else notice Vince calling it the World Wrestling Federation on ESPN during his coach interview?

okay, I'm laughing pretty hard at this rap of Miz's

The Bash sounds ridiculous Agreed... although I was shocked they kept a WCW branded PPV name around for as long as they did. With the WWE going for a global market, as bad as it sounds, the name "The Great American Bash" would be counterproductive. Even Vince has said it himself in the past... 'The Great American Bash' was just a fantastic sounding name for a PPV that happened right around the 4th of July. Dusty Rhodes sure could come up with some catchy names for events... I honestly wished they would have adopted the Starrcade and Fall Brawl names alongside GAB

and I don't see CM Punk cashing in, he said in an interview with WWE Magazine that this year he "was going to call the guy out and give them time to prepare instead of surprising them so there's no excuses like last year"

the net roars with claims of a dive after EVERY short fight, especially those sherdog retards When Big John pulls Bobby off, you can clearly see that cook is out and limp...I guess cook learned his lesson, don't come to the ring wearing a wrasslin mask and expect it to not anger Lashley

oh what the fuck?! The Bash sounds ridiculous

I've been watching some old Nitro circa 96-98 lately and it really has reminded me just how horrible of an announcer Tony Schiavone actually was. It seemed like at LEAST once a match he completely butchered the name of a move (calling powerslams sidewalk slams, calling arm drags armbars, calling regular piledrivers tombstones, calling the jackhammer the jackknife, etc.)... Has there EVER been a play-by-play guy who botched more calls/move names than Schiavone? -edit- I guess the title was a bit too long, lol

-Rey Mysterio was injured on Tuesday night during his match with Shelton Benjamin. Jim Ross wrote about the situation in his latest JRsBarBQ.com blog, "Rey Mysterio got banged up by a very physical Shelton Benjamin in a match that will air Thursday night," Ross said on JRsBarBQ.com. "Benjamin's aggression banged up the IC Champion to the level that Rey was unable to make much of an impact on Friday Night Smackdown but somehow the incredible Mysterio does manage to put his unique stamp on Friday night's show." Ross added that Rey's Intercontinental title defense against Chris Jericho this Sunday at Judgment day is "definitely still on" and he expects that "it will likely be a viable candidate for match of the PPV." Gotta love ole JR when he decides to take aim and fire at someone, he usually does so in such an eloquent manner -Jim Ross also had some choice words in his blog for Linda Bollea, estranged wife of WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan. "Is any one else getting really tired of the drama that Hulk' s apparent, soon to be ex-wife continues to create? Divorces are generally not a cool thing with which to deal, I know as I am a veteran of such domestic skirmishes, but this one has taken on a life of its own and the lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank. Linda Hogan hiring TWO body guards to "protect" her from Hulk is damn near laughable and it would be if it weren't so pathetic."

SOS can actually work well enough, and he fits their big athletic guy mold perfectly. Watch his most recent FCW championship match w/ Joe Henning on youtube, it's actually decent. Joe's main problem is his look IMO, he needs to just pull an Austin and start shaving his head before the male pattern baldness gets out of control.

Sheamus O'Shaunessy is already working Raw house shows...I'm really hoping he gets called up to ECW and does something with Finlay

the first time I heard the woo woo woo a few months ago I thought oh what the fuck?! now it has grown on me

Hmm.. Sting is in the title match at Sacrifice and if anyone pins him he'll retire He's 50 now, might this really be it?

LMAO, watching now and they take some cheap shots at Jim Ross for saying Tag Team wrestling is dead and not a priority these days

With the progression the business has seen in the last 15 years or so and thanks to all the spot monkeys who have came and gone, the spike style piledriver will never be considered a finisher by most again, just like the DDT. The real question is, who will revive the dreaded heart punch!?

Do you find time to organize TSM fantasy in between playing barbie dress up with your dolls and tea party with your imaginary friends in your no girls allowed clubhouse?

That's the gayest thread sub-title I've ever seen on this board You should leave the attempts at humor to those who are funny

So true. But go back and listen to Madden's commentary for Billy Kidman/Shane Douglas' Viagra on a pole match they had, it was pure comedic genius.

Aww, does someone have some sand in their vagina? Are you upset because I made fun of grown men playing online fantasy wrestling games or are you upset because I called you a dumbass? Either way, keep crying like a little bitch, it's quite amusing.