Dr Funkenstein PhD

That's not funny it's grotesque. They weren't even alive during the same time frame.

This thread is sickening by all accounts, I don't like seeing my favorite doug characters portrayed in such a form or seeing harpo wasted.

Looks like most of you bozos have never been to a Zo's summer groove in Miami, I've been to III-VI and they've all been spectacular. This lack of respect for Zo is ridiculous, he's done all this charity bullshit, which is enough good karma to not play for some shit teams like Jersey and Toronto. A wise man once said MIAMI WEEEE DAAAA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSST. Now this year the Heat are going to make a run for the championship with Quinn, the REAL best in the world D-Wade, BIG CAT JAAMAL MAGLOIRE, and the rest.

Yeah you could tell the average movie going audience was pretty oblivious what the blade was for.

Brendan Fraser movies. I bet you he turned down the role for the Race to Witch Mountain, because there weren't enough unicorns or dragons. Does some director just think of ridiculous fantasy flick roles for him?

I don't care that you called me an idiot, though that is slander and you don't even know me as an individual or an american, but only a severe clown would go through the trouble of putting the title of the movie in italics. Do you have that much respect for the movie or for blanche or whatever golden girl played queen elizabeth?

Yeah the crowd I saw it with was just in a combination of wonderment, shock, and disgust at the Necro Butcher scene.

That is funnier than when he refers to Macho Man as future Hall of Famer Macho Man Randy Savage.

Period movies. Movies based on shit that took place before the 60s outside of a select few bore me to death. I'm sure the Queen is great, but the only thing I would ever use that DVD for would be as a crotch guard and nothing more.

Yeah I hate when Vince pretends to be hip like when he was the judge to Bischoff's trial and was like "well i'm just listening to my ipod and man ashley simpson sucks!"

No, it's just "bear" and it normally means a fat hairy gay guy. I think cub means skinny hairy gay guy, so I would technically be a cub if I was gay cause I'm kind of hairy.

He also wears a button up flame shirt. That shit isn't even excusable anymore for teens much less grown men. GLF is also know for:

Hopefully Quack and Jorge find a good partner this time and not that worthless clown THE STORMER.

Nigel was great in this, I really got the impression he wanted to buy a car from the cat.

He sounds a bit white though.

Oh yeah the guy who comes to class talking about how he got so fucked up the previous night.

UFC MMA Any REAL fighting, it's just REAL boring IMDO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hp4-oWHmIY I give you another Dr. Funkenstein Original

^ I concur with that diagnoses (LOL insider doctor lingo). The brawl sounds fucking pointless in the first few minutes of the main event. I can understand Lynn, Jacobs, and Aries, but why did Brent Fatone and Roddy have to involve themselves? I suppose it's better than the ridiculous brawls where everybody has to do a dive to the outside on to half the roster.

Yo Owen was PISSED when he thought he wouldn't get a title shot at the rumble when Jannetty and the Kid won the belts.

The Jannetty-123 win was much more emotional for me I liked how Macho Man would get into the matches when he was a commentator.

15 Years Ago a guy was given a contract and an option, at a time where gimmicks were handed left and right to many men. Many tried to make the most of it and many perished, but one guy hung around. One guy hung around long enough and was given a racecar and he drove with it. Unfortunately this isn't in the WWE section for a reason, but he represents the little guy. The unsung hero working hard day in and day out that nobody gives credit to. Bob Holly was not given much, but he earned a lot in his life, including my respect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tftz2TO-6Fw

YOU GUYS HAVE RANKINGS?!?!? Finally a message board that acknowledges we were not all created equal.

Well pin a rose on your nose. I didn't make this thread so you can be all bragging about how you get regular sex or all have precious locks on your doors.