DerangedHermit

Boston...respect? Boston and respect, Clemens...does not compute ::head starts to tick and explodes::

How about Michael Cole giving away the winner of Rock/Austin at the Wrestlemania 15 pre-show?

That is shit. I shouldn't be killed off like that. It's shit I tells ya, shit.

Fuck Brooklyn Brawler.

and the girl's named Boomer (looks like a pair of boobs complete w/ nipples there)

One thing...isn't that kinda wrong calling the handicapped kid "Wheels"?

YES!

What, no McNuggets?

Topanga~!

Here's a joke: Why didn't he do the Takerroonie? - Because he wasn't feeling it. :rimshot: Crowd: BOO THAT SUCKED~!

here's the Dragon Dagger music: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bouleva...wavs/flute1.wav

even though there was MMPR, the Green Ranger and the Dragonzord deserve their own post

HELL YEAH!

I used to mark out for these poems when I was younger.

i think the next step for te wwe in it's quest to kill all suspension of disbelief is to have matches break out into song and dance musical numbers like a bollywood film Let's hope Stephanie McMahon doesn't get into a match with anyone any time soon.

Ray should be renamed Brocksault.

I don't know, Brocksault.

EDIT: meh, forget it.

I'm claiming the Hulk Hogan puppy doll and the severed head.