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DerangedHermit

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  1. Yeah, who says fair and balanced is synonymous with Fox News? Especially Bill O'Reilly...
  2. Kimberly
  3. I'm sorry Mr. Fucking 6 Speeding Tickets.
  4. More Peter-licious quotes: Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that magical time of the year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. So, we all sing carols to lull him back to sleep. Peter: Is your refridgerator running? If it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually. Peter: This means I can't have a spin-off show where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar...in the center of the earth. *Cuts to bar in center of the earth, Peter is in umpire outfit. A molten-rock man sits at the bar* Peter: We don't get many of you molten-rock men around here. Rockman: At these prices I'm not surprised. Peter: That's it bub, you are outta-here! *audience applauds* Peter: Welcome to Petoria. I was gonna name it Peter-land but the gay bar down by the airport took that. Peter: They deserve a school board president who doesn't leave her feminine ointments in the fridge next to the mustard--that was the worst hot dog I ever ate!
  5. He knows everybody, and if he's buddy-buddy w/ Lou Perlman, he's probably good friends with Metallica.
  6. Uhh..you're in the wrong place, buddy.
  7. Can I be somebody? Like a hired goon for somebody and he'll get shot at the end of the episode.
  8. Lou Perlman + Hulk Hogan = hell is invading earth
  9. It seems everybody skimmed past this part. But seriously, the drugs/alcohol/whatever could make Waltman more relentless and Joanie Laurer doesn't want to hit him back for fear of anything more.
  10. There seems to be some Comictwist thing asking me for a password when I click on random threads (and I think it's a spyware). What the fuck?
  11. It seems way off... EDIT: About 12.
  12. Did IDRM lick his own asshole between breaks in the action? (He's probably done sicker things...)
  13. Especially where I live (Long Island)...don't worry Suffolk pigs, I can't see you behind the wooded exit ramp on Sunrise, or in the middle of the concrete barrier gaps on the LIE . For trying to hide, they are very goddamn obvious.
  14. She is a big, strong guy.
  15. Giggity giggity giggity!
  16. What are we, PARADE Magazine? Holy crap, man. That's what I was thinking.
  17. Goldust could work (and if he wins it, a Dust-Storm feud?)
  18. Herb Brooks Dies In Accident MINNEAPOLIS -- Former Olympic hockey coach Herb Brooks, who led the Americans to the "Miracle on Ice" victory over the Soviet Union, died Monday in a car accident, a state official said. Brooks, 66, coached the 1980 Olympic team that won the gold medal in Lake Placid, N.Y. He returned to lead the 2002 U.S. Olympic hockey team to a silver medal. The state official spoke to the Associated Press on condition of anonymity. In the infamous U.S.-Soviet Union hockey matchup, Brooks told his players: "You're meant to be here. This moment is yours. You're meant to be here at this time." The U.S. team won 4-3 in a game often referred to as one of the greatest sports moments of the century. Brooks was the last player cut on the 1960 U.S. gold medal teams, but made it onto the 1964 and 1968 Olympic teams. Last season, Brooks was the director of player development for Pittsburgh Penguins. He rejected a multimillion dollar offer to coach the New York Rangers last summer, saying didn't want to be away from his wife and family in Minnesota. For that reason, the Penguins couldn't persuade Brooks to return after he was their interim coach during the 1999-2000 season. Brooks replaced Kevin Constantine in December 1999 and led the Penguins into the second round of the playoffs. He had an NHL career coaching record of 219-221-66-2, including a 29-23-5-2 record with Pittsburgh. "It's a great loss for USA hockey," said Bob Allen, who operated the Olympic Center during the 1980 Winter Games. "He was a master motivator, a great thinker." credit: CBS Sportsline
  19. It's the specials they showed on VH1 a few years ago. Everything is stuff you can see easily (and once in while they drag them out on VH1), so I'd say no unless you get a very good deal on it - I'm saying cheapo bin - ha!. Why don't they release a SNL season set or best of (insert season)?
  20. You are not bright, son.
  21. Some of these are great pranks and some are just from people I wouldn't want to even look crosseyed at.
  22. It's nice to know that stupidity isn't just the sole domain of the US. I could have understood any other reason besides "it can poke somebody's eyes out."
  23. Not that I play anymore, but you guys are pretty stupid to pay $100 for boxes of Raw Deal, Magic (or any other CCG, barring perhaps YGO). My local store has Insurrection boxes for $80 or $85, and I think Magic is even cheaper...and also look on the 'net. (I found a good price for Raw Deal boxes here.)
  24. I love Kevin Bacon in Animal House
  25. My favorite character is Peter followed closely by Brian, Stewie, Quagmire, Diane Simmons and Tom Tucker. Peter's Brain: Hmmm, esoteric? Does it mean "sexy"? No, no, I think it means "delicious." Peter: Lois, don't be so silly; Who's the Boss is not a food! Brian: Swing and a miss. [looking at himself in a spoon] Tom Tucker: I'm sorry, but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later. Diane: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents. Stewie: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight! Quagmire: Al-right! Hey, wait, that's not alright!
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