DerangedHermit

It's clear that you (and Kotz, Inc, & Dids) drink too much Hermit-flavored Haterade.

You can't fight cowboys in a saloon if you're hanging out at the beauty salon across the street. Wouldn't that be better said to Kotz?

She looks like a middle-aged housewife.

In a mod war, Dames would either send Emperor Tompatine to kill all of you or Darth Dames would do it himself.

What part of New York is Stony Brook? Long Island. Stony Brook is about 50-ish miles east of New York City. Ah yes..........I also forgot D-Backs prospect Craig Ansman graduated from Stony Brook. And about 40 mins away from my school, Southampton College, which doesn't even have a baseball team. Yeah, we suck. There was a HOFer (Yaz) that was born in Southampton.....but he went to Notre Dame.

I saw this shit in Smithaven yesterday. God, people are dense.

Don't you mean "suffle" Yeth, I meanth suffle. My bad.

I have something to say: Lita, I hate you - Lita, I hate you, Lita, more than life itself. You are a vile, horrible man with no soul. And even though I have no choice but to marry you, I want to make it clear that I love, and I will always love a dead rotting dog over you. The only joy I have now in life is in hoping and praying for you to suffer a horrible accident resulting in your painful and immediate death. I sincerely hope you rot in hell.

What? The WWE couldn't afford to pay the orchestra to do it again?

Ha.

YAUS! Lita wishes death!

HA HA. Lita, you suck.

There's a pop for the video!

Eh, this deserves it

WHAT?

AAAAAAAAAAAH. what the fuck

This is the worst marriage angle since the whole game of Phantasy Star III.

Me too.

They're playing an ORCHESTRAL VERSiON OF HIS THEME? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Okay, what's with the MIDGETS?

What's with the midget?

Doesn't Kane suck in bed? You know, with the burnt penis and all

Seven years of bad luck would be seven more years of this angle.

Don't break the mirror, Lita. You might get bad luck.

Randy Orton... you're not in THE Horsemen... anymore.